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WTF Collective 2 by Jon Lajoie
WTF Collective 2
Capo:no capo
Verses:
Am Am
Mc Confusing back in this bitch
F E
With a parking sandwhich and a chicken ticket
Dm Dm
I got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits
E E
And my wrist got twisted by a britt with fig spit
Am Am
And you don't understand it cause you're not supposed to
F E
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
Dm Dm
And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
E E
Drink a Chevy Chase Face and rape Robocop 2
Am Am
Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
F E
I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
Dm Dm
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks Diary
E E
Which is about the Civil War from 1812 and Germany
Am Am
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
F E
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
Dm Dm
Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea
E E
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
Am Am
I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)
F E
I've got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
Dm Dm
When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
E E
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive
Am Am
Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
F E
I'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice
Dm Dm
But I don't want any trouble and I'm always polite
E E
Now hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
Am Am
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
F E
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francias, parce qui'ici on est bilingue
Dm Dm
Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee
E E
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry here in Canada it's free, eh
Am Am
MC Fatigue did you miss me
F E
I'll be awake five minutes cause I had a coffee
Dm Dm
I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know
E E
I had that coffee about five minutes ago
CHORUS:
Am F
They hired me again to sing this mother fuckin chorus!
Dm
I haven't found a fuckin job yet
E
So I have to do this bull shit (I can't take it I'm done)
Am F
I don't think I can sing another fuckin chorus!
Dm
I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge
E
Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun)
Verses:
Am Am
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
F E
50 miles an hour is their average speed
Dm Dm
A queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in a day
E E
Just cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
Am Am
I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual
F E
I hide it cause it's easier to be heterosexual
Dm Dm
We can't even get married in most states here in America
E E
it's fucked up(MC Canadian Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal here in Canada)
Am Am
I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
F E
Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
Dm Dm
Jesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straight
E E
Penises go in viginas anything else is just insane
Am Am
I'm Mc Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
F E
I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the Mic
Dm Dm
And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse
E E
Then I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course
Am Am
WOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
F E
I disagree with the last MC's Lyrical content
Dm Dm
It was: offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
E E
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
Am Am
Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song
F E
One was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon
Dm Dm
Make a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"
E E
But for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide
Chorus:
Am F
This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus!
Dm
My dad's gun was in his closet
E
And I'm gonna end this bull shit (I had a good run)
Am F
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus!
Dm
Syanora and farewell
E
Guess I'll see you all in Hell (4,3,2,1)
Am
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