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Too Fast by Jon Lajoie
Too Fast
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
Bm A Bm A
[Verse 1]
Bm A
I can run a hundred miles
Bm A
without stoppin' for rest
Bm A
I can stay under water for
Bm A
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
G
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
But there's one thing
A
I cannot control...
[Chorus]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
A couple strokes and my
Bm
erection is a
A D
thing of the past
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
Sometimes it's even
Bm
game over
A D
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
Bm A
I've read all the articles
Bm A
and I've tried every trick
Bm A
Thinking of Sports or naked
Bm A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
But if we doggie-style
A
oh man I'm schrewed!
[Chorus]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I carry a spare pare of
Bm
underwear in case a
A D
girl sits on my lap
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I swear I'll even shoot
Bm
my load... if a
A D
fly lands on my shaft.
Dm A D
Oooooh...
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version 2
Capo:no capo
Intro:
Bm, A, Bm, A
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|-----------------2-4--2h-5p--2h4--|
D|----------2-4--5------------------|
A|--2--4-5--------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|
[Verse 1]
Bm A
I can run a hundred miles
Bm A
without stoppin' for rest
Bm A
I can stay under water for
Bm A
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
G
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
But there's one thing
A
I cannot control...
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
A couple strokes and my
G5
erection is a
A D
thing of the past
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
Sometimes it's even
G5
game over
A D
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
Bm A
I've read all the articles
Bm A
and I've tried every trick
Bm A
Thinking of Sports or naked
Bm A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
But if we doggie-style
A
oh man I'm schrewed!
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I carry a spare pare of
G5
underwear in case a
A D
girl sits on my lap
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I swear I'll even shoot
G5
my load... if a
A D
fly lands on my shaft.
Dm Am D
Oooooh...
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version 3
Capo:no capo
CAPO: 6th
CHORDS: Em D C G
Em D Em D
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
Em D Em D
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
C D
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal
C D
But there's one thing I cannot control
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
A couple strokes and my erection
D G
Is a thing of the past
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
Sometimes it's even game over
D G
Before I take off my pants
Em D Em D
I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Em D Em D
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
C D
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
C D
But if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
I carry a spare pair of underwear
D G
In case a girl sits on my lap
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
I swear I'll even shoot my load
D G
If a fly lands on my shaft
G C G
Oh~-oh~-oh~
Oh, damn it
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version 4
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
Intro
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-2-2--x-x-x-0-0-----------------------------------------|
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I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest.
I can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath.
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal,
But there's one thing I cannot control
I come too fast
I come too fast
A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past.
I come too fast
I come too fast
Sometimes it's even game over before I take off my pants.
I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick.
Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt.
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two,
But if we doggy-style oh man I'm screwed
I come too fast
I come too fast
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap.
I come too fast
I come too fast
I swear I'll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft.
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh .
Ooohh. Damnit.
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