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Everyday Normal Guy 2 by Jon Lajoie
Everyday Normal Guy 2
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
Chords:
EADGBe EADGBe
Dm - x57765 or xx0231
Gm - 355333 or 310033
Bb - 688766 or x13331
A - 577655 or x02220
Riff 1:
Dm Gm Bb A
e|--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---|
B|------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------|
G|--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----|
D|------------------------------|---------------------------|
A|------------------------------|---------------------------|
E|------------------------------|---------------------------|
(Play the chords with the tab = *)
(Just play chords = **)
just Riff 1: Dm Gm Bb A
Steve: You want some more of this bitch? *back
Dm Gm Bb A
in the heezy. We could do this all year long.*
Dm Gm
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
I don't have girlfriend, my hand's my only lover.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.*
Dm Gm
**I was walking down the street just the other day
Bb
I saw these two fine bitches
A
they were walking my way
Dm
"Yo whatchu girls doing tonight?"
Gm
is what I wanted to say
Bb
but suddenly I panicked
A
my voice started to shake
Dm
So I put my head down
Gm
and I just walked away
Bb
I had to catch a bus anyway
A
It worked out great
Dm Gm
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Bb A
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin Ace of Base
Dm
Yo what can I say
Gm
It's just a day in my life
Bb
I'm up early in the morning
A
in bed early at night
Dm
To be productive at work
Gm
I gotta be well rested
Bb
Yeah muthafucka,
A
You heard what I just said.**
(same chord progression for the rest of the song)
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters.
I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
**I'm from a
lower middle-class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch
I used to play with that muthafucka all day long
until I learned about sex from the sears catalog
And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about ten tiimes a day man, all year long
My favorite song muthafucka
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie titanic
"Every night in my dreams,
I see you... I feel you..."
every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die
though I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why'd you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face, that's impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit**
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like the first back to the future but the second one was better.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like red peppers better than the green ones.*
**Oooooohooooo...savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fucker
go go go go**
(Don't play anything. Just vocals)
Go shorty it's your birthday
go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
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version 2
Capo:no capo
Tuning: standard
Intro
Riff A:
Dm Gm Bb A
e|--10--------10--10---------10--|--10---------10--9--------9-----|
B|------10------------11---------|------11------------10----------|
G|--10-----10-----12------12-----|--10------10-----9------9-------|
D|-------------------------------|--------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------|--------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------|--------------------------------|
Then guitar 2 (acoustic guitar) strums over that pattern above (riff A)
Dm Gm Bb A
5 3 6 5
6 3 6 5
7 3 7 6
7 5 8 7
5 5 8 7
x 3 6 5
You want some more of this, bitch?
Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
(Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?
Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfucker
Go, go, go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home, and play some video games
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version 3
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
Intro
e|-10-----10-----10-----10-----10-----10-----9------9------|
B|-10-10---------11-11---------11-11---------10-10---------|
G|-10---10--10---12---12--12---10---10--10---9----9----9---|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
You want some more of this, bitch?
Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
(Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?
Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfucker
Go, go, go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home, and play some video games
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