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Birthday Song by Jon Lajoie
Birthday Song
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
G
that twenty-one years ago on this day,
A D
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,
and nine months before that magical day,
your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
G
and they were having a good time,
D
they were dancing and drinking wine,
(optional chorus used on an episode of The League)
D G A
happy birthday,
A D G
happy birthday,
G A D
happy birthday,
D
and when they got home they were horny as hell,
and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
G
and he tore her panties off,
D
and his penis was hard as a rock,
and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,
but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
G
so they formed a sixty-nine,
D
and your mom came at least three times,
D
and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,
that he forgot to put a condom on,
G
and when he realized his mistake,
A D
he had ejaculated and it was too late,
D G A
and then your mom got pregnant,
D G
and your dad started crying,
D A
he wanted your mom to get an abortion,
D G
but your mom wanted a child,
A
and nine months later your were born,
G A D
and five months later your parents got a divorce
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version 2
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
Intro:
D
D
It's your birthday today,
What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
G
That twenty-one years ago on this day,
A D
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,
And nine months before that magical day,
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
G
And they were having a good time,
D
They were dancing and drinking wine,
D
And when they got home they were horny as hell,
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
G
And he tore her panties off,
D
And his penis was hard as a rock,
And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
G
So they formed a sixty-nine,
D
And your mom came at least three times,
D
And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,
That he forgot to put a condom on,
G
And when he realized his mistake,
A D
He had ejaculated and it was too late,
G A
And then your mom got pregnant,
Bm D
And your dad started crying,
G A
He wanted your mom to get an abortion,
Bm D
But your mom wanted a child,
G D
And nine months later you were born,
G A D
And five months later your parents got a divorce.
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version 3
Capo:no capo
Capo: 6th
Chords: G C D Em
G
It's your birthday today
What does that mean, I guess I’ll try to explain
C
That many years ago on this day
D G
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face
And nine months before that magical day
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
C
And they were having a good time
G
They were dancing and drinking wine
C D
Happy birthday
Em G
Happy birthday
D G
Happy birthday
And when they got home they were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
C
And he tore her panties off
G
And his penis was hard as a rock
And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
C
So they formed a sixty-nine
G
And your mom came at least three times
And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
C
And when he realized his mistake
D G
He had ejaculated and it was too late
C D
And then your mom got pregnant
Em G
And your dad started crying
C D
He wanted your mom to get an abortion
Em G
But your mom wanted a child
C D
And nine months later you were born
Em C G
And then five months later your parents got a divorce
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version 4
Capo:no capo
Intro D
D
It's your birthday today,
what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
G
that twenty-one years ago on this day,
A D
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,
D
and nine months before that magical day,
your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
G
and they were having a good time,
D
they were dancing and drinking wine,
D
and when they got home they were horny as hell,
and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
G
and he tore her panties off,
D
and his penis was hard as a rock,
D
and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,
but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
G
so they formed a sixty-nine,
D
and your mom came at least three times,
D
and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,
that he forgot to put a condom on,
G
and when he realized his mistake,
A D
he had ejaculated and it was too late,
G A
and then your mom got pregnant,
Bm D
and your dad started crying,
G A
he wanted your mom to get an abortion,
Bm D
but your mom wanted a child,
G A
and nine months later you were born,
G A D
and five months later your parents got a divorce
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