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Youtube Culture A Song by Jon Cozart
Youtube Culture A Song
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[INTRO]
e|-----------8--|
B|-8------------|
G|--------9-----|
D|----10--------|
A|--------------|
E|--------------|
[Verse 1]
C
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
C7
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
F
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
Fm
It's just between you and me
N.C.
and 100,000 other tweens
C
Don't care for money, Don't care about the fame
C7
I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names
F
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
Fm
I exploit fandoms
N.C.
for a bottom line
Am F
I
C E
conjure fame with challenge vids and
Am F
I
C E
play drinking games to target kids and
N.C.
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee
[Chorus 1]
Am F C
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
N.C.
The YouTube Cult
[Verse 2]
C
Hey guys, I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair
C7
If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire,
F
HA HA Hopping town to town in my first class flight
Fm
Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write
C
YouTubers had morals back in 2011
C7
More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
F
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in
Fm
Quality to quantity, it's
N.C.
Kubrick to Kardashian
Am F
I
C E
idolize your idle eyes and
Am F
I'm
C E
monetizing kissing guys and
N.C.
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it
[Chorus 2]
Am F C
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E
YouTube Lie
Am F C
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
E
The YouTube Cult
[Bridge]
E7
Am F C Em
There's a mystery to being at the top
Am F C E
People think I'm divine
Dm Dm7 F Fm
But the truth is, We're not heroes
G G
We just play some online
N.C.
5 6 7
[Verse 3]
C
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
C7 N.C.
Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
F
So I didn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible
Fm
I spread my message through the world with twelve-year-old disciples
C
I've got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
C7
They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty three
F
So love me, and I'll love you more
Fm
Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store
Am F
I'm
C E
privileged, white, and rich, and male and
Am F
You
C N.C. E
are not, so worship at my YouTube sale
N.C.
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me
[Chorus 3]
Am F C
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation
E
The YouTube Sin
Am F C
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E
YouTube Lie
Am F C
Welcome, welcome, hmmm mmm
Em
Welcome, welcome, naah naah
Am F
Welcome, welcome
C C G G C
I said welcome to the YouTube Cult
C
Cheers!
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