Tab Realm

The Streamy's by Jon Cozart


                   The Streamy's 


Tuning:G C E A
Key:C
Capo:no capo

[Intro]
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So
 
 
[Verse 1]
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When you ask who's the cutie with the big brown eyes
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I say, "That's Cameron Dallas, just some internet guy."
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And who's that man with the drink in his hand?
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I say, "That's Shay Carl, I wonder who he's texting?"
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It's the internet's biggest night
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For the A-list of the D-list
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We're like other award shows without the budget
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or reason to exist
 
 
[Chorus]
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You wouldn't wanna be me
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me being at the Streamys
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The fourth Jonas Brother of award shows
 
 
[Interlude]
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But Jon, specifically who are all of these people?
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Well I'm glad you asked,
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Most of them are New York Times best selling authors
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Don't you read?
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   That's totally fine neither do they
 
 
[Verse 2]
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Connor Franta is here, so stylish and chic
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Even his butthole's millenial pink
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How about Casey Neistat, the internet's Sean Penn
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A fearess counter-culturist, now works for CNN
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Thanks for President Trump CNN,
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We couldn't have done it without you
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And Snapchat is to Insta-Stories
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As Lilly Singh is to Liza
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They do the same thing, just one did it first
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But now people prefer the other, okay
 
 
[Chorus]
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You wouldn't wanna be me
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me being at the Streamys
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the Chipotle queso of award shows
 
 
[Verse 3]
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And if you're wondering why
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I haven't mentioned your name
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or the likes of Tyler Oakley or Hannah Hart
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Well don't you worry, your careers will be featured
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in the in memoriam part
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We all love Jenna Marbles, her chihuahuas her shih tzus
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Her next challenge video: 100 layers of daddy issues
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And if you mistake Dodie Clark for a girl of fifteen
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No worries Dodie Clark tends to do the same thing
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And hey, Shane Dawson is here, up for Creator of the year
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Spent half his career in blackface
 
 
[Chorus]
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You wouldn't wanna be me
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eager to leave the Streamys
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The Phantom Menace of award shows
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The Streamys the teen choice awards for everyone who wasn't invited
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to the teen choice awards
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The Streamys, its the Streamys of award shows, great





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