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Paint After Ever After - Disney Parody by Jon Cozart
Paint After Ever After - Disney Parody
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:4th fret
C Em G
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
C Em
But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone’s stew
C Em G
So just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills
Em D G
You’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)
Em D
Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)
Em D G
The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can’t see
G D G
Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Em
C D G
Oceans are browning; I think I’m drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)
Em D
Hey, I’m okay, but I’m slightly scared; my husband’s a mark for the War on Terror
Em D
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
Em G D
We’re not Taliban; you’ve got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!
G Em C D
Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?
D Em
Interrogation from the Nation of the Free
D Em
Bin Laden’s taken the fall; we’re not trained pilots at all
G Em
Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
G Em
We’re for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
D C Em
Bush was crazy; Obama’s lazy; Al-Qaida’s not in this country!
D Em
Set free my Prince Ali
G Em D
This town’s gone wild since I married Adam
G Em D
They think I’m going straight to Hell (She’ll burn in Hell)
Em C Em
But the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a
C
cell (she is a witch)
C Em D
Oh, I’m overrun by mad men (we’re all crazy);
D Em D
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must
die)
C Em D
They legit believe I’m Satan
D Em D G
And now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away
G Em G
After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the
D
fields
C Em
‘Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
D Em D
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
G D Em
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
G D
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
C Em
So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon
D Em C
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)
G Em C G
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of
D
Spanish men?
G Em C
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball (sacrebleu!)?
Em D
Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
G Em C
I can murder if I please, cuz I’m dying of disease!
C Em G
I can paint with the red colors in these men
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version 2
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Verse] Under the Sea
G D G D G
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
G D G D G
But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone’s stew
C G/B D G
So just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills
C G/B D G
You’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)
C G D G
Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)
C D G
The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can’t see
C D Em A
Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
C D G
Oceans are browning; I think I’m drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)
[Verse] Prince Ali
Bbm F
Hey, I’m okay, but I’m slightly scared; my husband’s a mark for the War on Terror
Bbm Ebm
A-laddin was taken by the C I A
Cm F7
We’re not Taliban; you’ve got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!
Bbm Gb F7 Bbm
Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?
Bbm Bb Ebm
Interrogation from the Nation of the Free
Ebm7 Bbm Gb
Bin Laden’s taken the fall; we’re not trained pilots at all
Eb7
Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
Eb7
We’re for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
Bbm Bbm/A Bbm/Ab Gdim7
Bush was crazy; Obama’s lazy; Al-Qaida’s not in this country!
F7 Gb F Bbm
Set free my Prince Al---i
[Verse] Belle
Db Ab Db
This town’s gone wild since I married Adam
Bbm7 Ab7/C Db
They think I’m going straight to Hell (She’ll burn in Hell)
E Gb B D E A C#m/F# Abm A B
But the charges laid on me of beast -ial -ity could wind up getting me thrown in
Db
a cell (she is a witch)
Gb Db
Oh, I’m overrun by mad men (we’re all crazy);
Bbm Ab/C Db
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must
die)
Gb Db
They legit believe I’m Satan
Bbm Ab/C Db
And now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away
[Verse] Colors of the Wind
Db Bbm Db
After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the
Bbm
fields
Db Bbm
‘Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
Ab Bbm
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
Db Bbm
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
Db Bbm
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
Db Bbm
So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon
Ab Dd
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)
Bbm7 Ab/C Gb Bbm
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of
Ab/C Db
Spanish men?
Gb Db
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball (sacrebleu!)?
Ab Ebm
Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
Db F Gb
I can murder if I please, cuz I’m dying of disease!
Db Ab A
I can paint with the red colors in these men
A
Thanks to BP
B
Wheres Prince Ali
Abm
Beastility
Db
Ive got STDs
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