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After Ever After 3 by Jon Cozart
After Ever After 3
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
C A7 Dm
If you've ever wondered why
G7 C
Disney tales all end in lies
C Dm Am G
Here's what happened after all their
F G C
dreams came true...
[Verse 1 - Simba]
A
Hmm!
A
Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir
D7
Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed
D A
By beasts who don't fight fair
A
I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small
D7 D A
And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall
Bm Bm7 E7
Let me help this African economy!
D E A
Oh, my species is going extinct!
D
Everywhere you look, death!
Bm7
Taking shots at my pride
E7 A
Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide (scope, set)
Bm Bm7 E7
Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS
Bm Bm7 E7
Now ebonies need ivory for pay
Bm Bm7 E7
I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
D E A
Oh, my species is going extinct!
D E
Oh, my species is go
[Verse 2 - Peter Pan]
D
Every time I fly to town
G A7
I grow up when I come down
A7 D
Now I've been stuck at age sixteen
A7 D
For eighty years of puberty
G
In unforgiving tights!
D A7 D
(He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
A D A
We're following his leader, his leader, his leader
A
We're following his leader
D A
Wherever he may bone
D
Tee dum, tee dee
A
My teedle-dee's out to play
It's one for all
D
The mermaids are wet for days
This engine's revved
G
There's only one booty for me
A
Just a teedle ee rump
D
A teedle ee hump tee day
F#
Think of the fappiest thoughts
I'm a happy little thot
(Okay)
C# F#
Wendy is my special gal
C#
She's like ninety
F#
I'm down
B
The dentures never bite
F# B F#
(He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
Hope he's bi
F#
He's upright
[Verse 3 - Hercules]
F# C# F# C#
F# F#
Save my soul
Herc was on a roll
B
Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone
F# F#
Replaced by intelligent design
B
The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine
C#7
The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo"
C#7
He's a godsend bigger than Nero
C#7 D#m G#m
Out with the old, in with the Jew
B F#
Hero to Christo
C# F#
God's honest truth
B F#
Hero to Christo
Hey Herc, you're screwed
B C#
The Jesus freak is super weak
F#
I'm so divine
B C#
You see I came inside a virgin's bod
F#
So have I
A# D#m
I threw him in the Colosseum
A# D#m
A lion a la carte
G#
Three days went by he zombified
C# C# D
And rose up in search of hearts
[Verse 4 - Aladdin]
D D D D
D
I'm a prisoner of war
Bm A
ISIS blew up my city
Em F# Bm
They're throwing me off a building
A G D
'Cause they think that I like guys
A D
A holy war
A D
An old fantastical point of view
G D G D
Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide
Bm7 E C A7
I can't go back to where I used to thieve
D
Every turn suicide
A D
A hundred thousand children plead
G D G D
The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law
Bm7 E C A7 D
Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war)
G A
Unholy war (that's where we'll be)
G A
Just refugees (send helping hands)
G A A7 Bb
Instead of bans for you and me
[Outro]
Bb
The lions are gone
C
Hair on my junk
Jesus is a hunk
D
Screw Trump!
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