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After Ever After 2 by Jon Cozart
After Ever After 2
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
C A7 Dm
If you've ever wondered why
G7 C
Disney's tales all end in lies
C Dm Am F
Here's what happened after all their
F G C
dreams came true
[Mulan]
N.C
be a, be a man, ooh
Em D/F# G D/F# G Am D
After saving China, I went home alone
Em D/F# G D/F# G Am D
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
C/E D/F#
I've been dressing like a guy for months
G C
Now, I'm losing all control
D Em D Em
I think I am a guy in my soul (be a, be a man)
N.C
I wanna be a man
C D
I've never seen a guy so hot
B/D# Em
Time to reinvent the new me
D/F# G C
Every time he speaks, it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused)
C D
Be quiet, or we'll get caught
B/D# Em
Maybe, one day, he'll screw me
D/F# G C
Now I really get why my nickname is Ping
D C/E
I've gotta be a man
D/F# G
I've got the brains and the bite of females
C D B/D# Em
Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
C D B/D# Em
I know I'm ready for transformation
C D Dsus2 Esus2
It's time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you)
[Cinderella]
G D G
The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
G B7 C E7
Guess my wish came true
Am E7 Am7
But we never really talked much
D7 D G Am7 D7
Before he discovered my shoe
G D G
The night after we got married
Dm7 G7 C
I recounted all of my plights
Am7 Cm
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
G A7
My canines turned to coachmen
Am7 D7 G
Prince threw me in Bedlam that night
G D G
The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat)
G B7 C E7
'Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (stick some meds in her food)
Am E7 Am7
But their pills turn my brain to putty (blarg)
D7 D G Am7 D7
Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I am Satan)
G D G
Their insulin puts me under
Dm7 G7 C
Shock therapy's made me insane
Am7 Cm
And after years of steady frying
G A7
The doctors gave up trying
Am7 D7 G
They stuck two steel rods in my brain
[Tiana]
C F
I spent a bloomin' lifetime
C Am
To open my cafe
C
Then I took a dive in 2005
F
Now it's washed away (it's all washed away)
C F
I was picked up by a chopper
C F
After four nights on my roof
C
Now my new home is the Astrodome
F C
'Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof
C
Ya better carry 'round a shotgun
F C
Or looters take your kids
C
Ya better pee inside of jam jars (ew)
D G
Be sure to keep those lids, now, now
C Am
We needed Noah, but we got Bush
F
Our "savior" flew away and hid
F C
Rough seas and levees
G Am
Rough seas and levees
F F# C G C
Rough seas and levees, I'm dead
[Elsa]
Em C
There is no snow on the mountain tonight
D Am
Just sulfur in the air
Em C
A kingdom of greenhouse gasses
D Am
Only Bill Nye seems to care
Em C D Am
My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
Em D A
It's time I show the strength of an evil queen
D C
With Germany and Putin, too
I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo
D C
We're going green by spilling red
C
And if you're not dead
C
I built a hoard of evil snowmen
G
They're gonna take over the world
G* D*
Let it snow, let it snow
Em C
Now Fox News will need heat lamps
G* D*
Let it snow, let it snow
Em C
I hope you concentrate in camp (heil Elsa)
G D Em C
We don't care who we have to slay
Bm7 Bb
Let my troops march on (troops march on)
C
The cold's coming back and it's here to stay (stay)
Am
[Tiana] I sunk like a brick
F
[Cinderella] Prince thinks I'm sick
G
[Elsa] Ice is melting quick
G7 C
[Mulan] Now I have a lot of self esteem
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