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Bert by John Schawb & Mike Nugen
Bert
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:1st fret
[Verse 1]
G C
I’ll check your oil, your distributor coil, and I’ll rotate all your tires
D G
I’ll tell you when your shaft is bent and your credit card expires
G C
I’ll grease your axle wash and wax her, make that sucker clean
D G
My name is Bert, it’s on my shirt, and I sell gasoline.
[Chorus]
C G
I’ll wash your windows, fill you up with gas
D
Ask me directions and I’ll kick your ass
C G
I like my whiskey and I like my privacy
C D G
You can’t get in the John without a key.
[Verse 2]
G C
I’ll turn you lugs, I’ll pull you plugs, I’ll charge your battery
D G
Air and water cost about a quarter man, nothing goods for free
G C
I’ll smooth your squeaks and lube your leaks when you are leaving trails
D G
You think my shirt is full of dirt you should see my fingernails
[Chorus]
C G
I’ll wash your windows, fill you up with gas
D
Ask me directions and I’ll kick your ass
C G
I like my whiskey and I like my privacy
C D G
You can’t get in the John without a key.
[Bridge]
C G
You think I’m silly, your don’t think I’m smart
D
I just charged you 50 bucks for a 2 dollar part
[Chorus]
C G
Its my station and keep it clean, so clean
D C
My name is Bert and I sell Gas
D C
My name is Bert and I will kick your ass
D C G
My name is Bert and I sell gasoline!!!
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