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Shithouse Blues by John Valby


       Shithouse Blues 



Capo:no capo

12 Bar Blues
 
[Chorus]
G
Ahhh
C
Ah, hey bob a re bob
G
Ah, hey bob a re bob
D   C                    G       D
Ah, I got them shithouse blues
 
F
ahh
F G
Your mamas in jail, 
F G
Your papas on bail, 
F G
Your sisters on the corner 
G
yellin' pussy for sale
 
NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names,
and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse.
 
[Classic versus]
 
I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can fuck her now
and charge it on Visa
 
I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can fuck a mosquito
 
I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story
 
I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants
is always Gooey
 
I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of shit
he needs a septic tank
 
See that boyscout
turning green
someone pissed
in his canteen




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