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In Spite Of Ourselves by John Prine feat. Iris DeMent
In Spite Of Ourselves
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
C F C G C
[Verse 1]
C C
She don't like her eggs all runny, she thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F C
She looks down her nose at money, she gets it on like the Easter Bunny
G G C
She's my baby, I'm her honey, I'm never gonna let her go
[Verse 2]
C
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
C
Caught him once 'n he was sniffin' my undies
F C
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like it's oxygen
G C
He's my baby, and I'm his honey, never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
F C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
G C
Against all odds, Honey, we're the big door prize
F C
We’re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces
G C
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes
[Instrumental]
F C F C F C G C
[Verse 3]
C C
She thinks all my jokes are corny, convict movies make her horny
F C
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she shaves her
legs
G C
She takes a lickin', 'n keeps on tickin', never gonna let her go
[Verse 4]
C
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
C
A whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
F C
Sly as a fox, crazy as a loon, payday comes and he's a-howlin' at the moon
G C
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
F C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
G C
Against all odds, Honey, we're the big door prize
F C
We’re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces
G C
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes
[Chorus]
F C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
G C
Against all odds, Honey, we're the big door prize
F C
We’re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces
G C
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes
[Outro]
C G C F C
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes
N.C.
In spite of ourselves
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version 2
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
C x2 F
e|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-----------------------------|
B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|-----1---1-------3---1-3-----|
G|-----0-------0---0-----0---|-0h2---------0h2-------------|
D|---------------------------|-------3---3-------3-----3---|
A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|-----------------------------|
E|---------------------------|-1-------1---1-------1-------|
C G
e|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-0-------------0-------------3---3------|
B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|---3---0---------3---0--------------0---|
G|-----0-------0---0-----0---|-----------0-------------0--------------|
D|---------------------------|-----0-------0-----0-------0---0--------|
A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|----------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------|-3-------3-----3-------3-----3-----3----|
[Verse 1] (John Prine)
C
She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F
She looks down her nose at money
C
She gets it on like the easter bunny
G
She's my baby, I'm her honey
C
I'm never gonna let her go
[Verse 2] (Iris DeMent)
C
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
F
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
C
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
G
He's my baby, and I'm his honey
C
Never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
(C) F
In spite of ourselves
C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
G
Against all odds
C
Honey, we're the big door prize
F
We're gonna spite our noses
C
Right off of our faces
C G7
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
C
Dancin' in our eyes
[Instrumental]
C F C F C F C G
[Verse 3] (John Prine)
C
She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
F
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
C
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
G
She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin'
C
I'm never gonna let her go
[Verse 4] (Iris DeMent)
C
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
F
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
C
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
G
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe
C
Never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
(C) F
In spite of ourselves
C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
G
Against all odds
C
Honey, we're the big door prize
F
We're gonna spite our noses
C
Right off of our faces
C G
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
C
Dancin' in our eyes
[Chorus]
(C) F
In spite of ourselves
C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
G
Against all odds
C
Honey, we're the big door prize
F
We're gonna spite our noses
C
Right off of our faces
C G7
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
C
Dancin' in our eyes
C G7
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
C F C
Dancin' in our eyes
(spoken)
In spite of ourselves
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version 3
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
John Prine sings verses 1 and 3, Iris DeMent sings verses 2 and 4.
They sing together on all other parts.
[Intro]
C F C G C
[Verse 1]
C C
She don't like her eggs all runny, she thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F C
She looks down her nose at money, she gets it on like the Easter Bunny
G G C
She's my baby, I'm her honey, I'm never gonna let her go
[Verse 2]
C
Well, he ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
C
I caught him once 'n he was sniffin' my undies
F C
He ain't real sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like it's oxygen
G C
He's my baby, and I'm his honey, never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
F C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
G C
Against all odds, Honey, we're the big door prize
F C
We’re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces
G C
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes
[Instrumental]
F C F C F C G C
[Verse 3]
C C
She thinks all my jokes are corny, convict movies make her horny
F C
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she shaves her
legs
G C
She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', never gonna let her go
[Verse 4]
C
Well, he's got more balls than a big brass monkey
C
He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
F C
Sly as a fox, crazy as a loon, payday comes and he's a-howlin' at the moon
G C
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
C F C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
G C
Against all odds, Honey, we're the big door prize
F C
We’re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces
G C
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes
[Outro]
C G C F C
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes
N.C.
In spite of ourselves
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version 4
Capo:no capo
Intro:
E-3---0---0-------------------0--|-3---0---0-------------------0--|
B-------------3---1---1---3------|-------------3---1---1---3------|
G--------------------------------|--------------------------------|
D--------------------------------|--------------------------------|
A--------------------------------|--------------------------------|
E--------------------------------|--------------------------------|
E-------------------------0--|-3---0--0--------------0--|
B----1--1--1--1--1--1--3-----|-----------3--1--1--3-----|
G-2--------------------------|--------------------------|
D----------------------------|--------------------------|
A----------------------------|--------------------------|
E----------------------------|--------------------------|
E-0-----------0-----------3--3--3--3--3-------|
B----3--0--------3--0--------------------0--1-|
G----------0-----------0----------------------|
D---------------------------------------------|
A---------------------------------------------|
E---------------------------------------------|
C
She don't like her eggs all runny
C
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F
She looks down her nose at money
C
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
G G
She's my baby I'm her honey
G C
I'm never gonna let her go
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go
C F
In spite of ourselves
F C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
C G
Against all odds
G C
Honey, we're the big door prize
C F
We're gonna spite our noses
F C
Right off of our faces
C G G
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
G C
Dancin' in our eyes.
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version 5
Capo:no capo
Tuning: Standard
Q=140
Intro
|-3p0---0--------|---------0----|-3p0---0--------|---------0----|
|-----------3----|-1--1--3------|-----------3----|-1--1--3------|
|----------------|--------------|----------------|--------------|
|-----2-------2--|----2------2--|-----2-------2--|----2------2--|
|-3--------------|-3------------|-3--------------|-3------------|
|---------3------|-------3------|---------3------|-------3------|
|-1---------------|---------0----|-3p0---0--------|---------0----|
|-----------1-----|-1--1--3------|-----------3----|-1--1--3------|
|-------2-------2-|--------------|----------------|--------------|
|-----3-------3---|----3------3--|-----2-------2--|----2------2--|
|---------3-------|--------------|-3--------------|-3------------|
|-0h1-------------|-1-----1------|---------3------|-------3------|
|-0--------------|-0--------------|-3----3--------|--------------|
|---3---0--------|---3---0--------|----------0----|-1------------|
|-----------0----|-----------0----|---------------|------0-------|
|-----0-------0--|-----0-------0--|----0-------0--|----2---------|
|----------------|----------------|---------------|-3---------0--|
|-3-------3------|-3-------3------|-3------3------|--------3-----|
Verse
|----------------|---------------|----------------|---------------|
|-1---------1----|-1--------1----|-1---------1----|-1--------1----|
|-------0--------|------0--------|-------0--------|------0--------|
|-----2-------2--|----2-------2--|-----2-------2--|----2-------2--|
|-3--------------|-3-------------|-3--------------|-3-------------|
|---------3------|--------3------|---------3------|--------3------|
|----------------|---------------|----------------|---------------|
|-1---------1----|-1--------1----|-1---------1----|-1--------1----|
|-------2--------|------2--------|-------0--------|------0--------|
|-----3-------3--|----3-------3--|-----2-------2--|----2-------2--|
|----------------|---------------|-3--------------|-3-------------|
|-1-------1------|-1------1------|---------3------|--------3------|
|-3-------------|-3-------------|-3--------------|---------------|
|----------0----|----------0----|-----------0----|-1--------1----|
|------0--------|------0--------|-------0--------|------0--------|
|----0-------0--|----0-------0--|-----0-------0--|----2-------2--|
|---------------|---------------|----------------|-3-------------|
|-3------3------|-3------3------|-3-------3------|--------3------|
Chorus
|---------------|---------------|----------------|----------------|
|-1--------1----|-1--------1----|-1---------1----|-1---------1----|
|------0--------|------2--------|-------2--------|-------0--------|
|----2-------2--|----3-------3--|-----3-------3--|-----2-------2--|
|-3-------------|---------------|----------------|-3--------------|
|--------3------|-1------1------|-1-------1------|---------3------|
|---------------|-3--------------|-3-------------|---------------|
|-1--------1----|-----------0----|----------0----|-1--------1----|
|------0--------|-------0--------|------0--------|------0--------|
|----2-------2--|-----0-------0--|----0-------0--|----2-------2--|
|-3-------------|----------------|---------------|-3-------------|
|--------3------|-3-------3------|-3------3------|--------3------|
|---------------|---------------|----------------|----------------|
|-1--------1----|-1--------1----|-1---------1----|-1---------1----|
|------0--------|------2--------|-------2--------|-------0--------|
|----2-------2--|----3-------3--|-----3-------3--|-----2-------2--|
|-3-------------|---------------|----------------|-3--------------|
|--------3------|-1------1------|-1-------1------|---------3------|
|---------------|-3--------------|-3-------------|---------------|
|-1--------1----|-----------0----|----------0----|-1--------1----|
|------0--------|-------0--------|------0--------|------0--------|
|----2-------2--|-----0-------0--|----0-------0--|----2-------2--|
|-3-------------|----------------|---------------|-3-------------|
|--------3------|-3-------3------|-3------3------|--------3------|
Guitar Break
|-3p0---0--------|---------0----|-1---------------|---------0----|
|-----------3----|-1--1--3------|-----------1-----|-1--1--3------|
|----------------|--------------|-------2-------2-|--------------|
|-----2-------2--|----2------2--|-----3-------3---|----3------3--|
|-3--------------|-3------------|---------3-------|--------------|
|---------3------|-------3------|-0h1-------------|-1-----1------|
|-3p0---0--------|---------0----|-1---------------|---------0----|
|-----------3----|-1--1--3------|-----------1-----|-1--1--3------|
|----------------|--------------|-------2-------2-|--------------|
|-----2-------2--|----2------2--|-----3-------3---|----3------3--|
|-3--------------|-3------------|---------3-------|--------------|
|---------3------|-------3------|-0h1-------------|-1-----1------|
|-3p0---0--------|---------0----|---------------|-3-------------|
|-----------3----|-1--1--3------|-1--------1----|----------0----|
|----------------|--------------|------0--------|------0--------|
|-----2-------2--|----2------2--|----2-------2--|----0-------0--|
|-3--------------|-3------------|-3-------------|---------------|
|---------3------|-------3------|--------3------|-3------3------|
|---------------|-^-8----|
|-1--------1----|-^-8----|
|------0--------|-^-9----|
|----2-------2--|-^10----|
|-3-------------|--------|
|--------3------|--------|
She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby, I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby, and I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
Our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
Our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
Our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
In spite of ourselves
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
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version 6
Capo:no capo
This version does not use a capo, but sometimes he plays this song capoed.
[Intro]
C Major X 2 F Major
e|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|-----1---1-------3---1-3-----------------|
G|-----0-------0---0-----0-x2|-0h2---------0h2-------------------------|
D|---------------------------|-------3---3-------3-----3---------------|
A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|-----------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------|-1-------1---1-------1-------------------|
C Major G Major
e|-3-0---0-------------0----|-0-------------0-------------3---3--------|
B|-----------3---1-1-3------|---3---0---------3---0---------------0----|
G|-----0-------0---0-----0--|-----------0-------------0----------------|
D|--------------------------|-----0-------0-----0-------0---0----------|
A|-3-------3-----3---3------|---------------------------------------2--|
E|--------------------------|-3-------3-----3-------3-----3-----3------|
e|---------------| For the majority of the song from here on out, I simply
B|-1-------------| pick out a country blues pattern around these chords.
G|-------0---0---|
D|---2-----------|This little bit to the left (the last little bit of intro)
A|-3-------2---3-|is also used at the end of each little verse segment.
E|-----3---------|
HERE ARE MY PATTERNS:
C Major pattern F Major Pattern
e|-----------------------------|---------------------------------------|
B|---1-------1-------1-------1-|---1-------1-------1-------1-----------|
G|-------0-------0-------0-----|-------2-------2-------2---------------|
D|---2-----2-------2-------2---|---3-----3-------3-------3-------------|
A|-3-----------3---------------|---------------------------------------|
E|-----3---------------3-------|-1---1-------1-------1-----------------|
G Major Pattern
e|-------------------------------| At times the G major pattern will need to
B|---3-------3-------3-----------|extended without playing that final B note.
G|-------0-------0-------0-------|Only finish it with that B note when leading
D|---0-----0-------0-------------|back into the C major Chord (tonic).
A|-------------------------2-----|
E|-3---3-------3-------3---------|
Here are the Lyrics and the chords so you know when to play each pattern:
[Verse]
C C
She don't like her eggs all runny, She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F C
She looks down her nose at money, She gets it on like the Easter Bunny,
G G C
She's my baby, I'm her honey, I ain't never gonna let her go.
C C
He ain't got laid in a month of sundays, caught him once he was sniffing my
undies
F C
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like its oxygen
G G C
He's my baby, and I'm his honey, Never gonna let him Go
[Chorus]
C F C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow
G C F
Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our
C G
noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts
C
dancing in our eyes.
[Instrumental break]
C F C F
e|-0----------------------------------------0---0------------------------|
B|-1-3---------1------1-3---1-3-------1-----------3---------1------1-3---|
G|-----0-0h2--------------------0---------0---0-----0-0h2----------------|
D|-----------3------3-----3---3-----2---------------------3------3-----3-|
A|-3----------------------------0h3-----3---3---3------------------------|
E|-------1-------1----1-----1-------------------------1-------1----1-----|
C F C
e|-----------------0---0----------------------------------------0---------|
B|-1-3-------1-----------3---------1------1-3---1-3-------1-----------1---|
G|-----0---------0---0-----0-0h2--------------------0---------0---0-----0-|
D|---3-----2---------------------3------3-----3---3-----2-----------------|
A|-----0h3-----3---3---3----------------------------0h3-----3---3---3-----|
E|-1-------------------------1-------1----1-----1-------------------------|
C G
e|-0---0---------------------------------|
B|---------1---3---3-------1-------------|
G|---0-------0---------0---------0---0---|
D|---------------0-----------2-----------|
A|-3-----3---------------2-3-------2---3-|
E|-------------3-----3---------3---------|
Rest of the song continues as normal:
[Verse]
C C
She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny,
F C
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she
shaves her legs.
G C
She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', Never gonna let her go
C C
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey, He's a whacked out weirdo and
a lovebug junkie
F C
Sly as a fox, Crazy as a loon, Payday comes and he's a-howling at the moon,
G C
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
C F C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow
G C F
Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our
C G
noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts
C
dancing in our eyes.
C F C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow
G C F
Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our
C G
noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts
C
dancing in our eyes.
(fade out)
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version 7
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
C C C C
e|-3p0---0---------|-----------0-----|-3p0---0---------|-----------0-----|
B|-----------3-----|-1---1---3-------|-----------3-----|-1---1---3-------|
G|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-3-------3-------|-3-------3-------|-3-------3-------|-3-------3-------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
F F C C
e|-----------------|-----------------|---0---0---------|-----------0---0-|
B|---1-----1-------|---3-----1-3-----|-3---------3-----|-1---1---3-------|
G|---------------2-|-----------------|-----0-------0---|-------------0---|
D|-----3-------3---|-----3-------3---|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-3-------3-------|-3---3---3-------|
E|-1-------1-------|-1-------1-------|-----------------|-----------------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
G G G
e|-----------------|-0---------------|-3-----3---------|
B|---3---0---------|---3---0---------|-----------0-----|
G|-----------0-----|-----------0-----|-----------------|
D|-----0---0---0---|-----0---0---0---|-----0---0-------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------2---|
E|-3---------------|-3---------------|-3---------------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
C C
e|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-1---------------|-----------------|
G|-------0-------0-|-------0-------0-|
D|-----2-------2---|-----2-------2---|
A|-3---------------|-3---------------|
E|---------3-------|---------3-------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
[Verse]
C x4 F x2 C x2
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----1-1-----1-1-|-----1-1-----1-1-|-----1-1-----1-1-|
G|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----2-2-----2-2-|-----0-0-----0-0-|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-3---------------|---------3-------|-3---------------|
E|---------3-------|-1---------------|---------3-------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
G x2 G (special) C x2
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----1-1-----1-1-|
G|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----0-0-----0-0-|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|---------2-------|-3---------------|
E|-3-------3-------|-3---------------|---------3-------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
(Flicking pattern country style with index and thumb)
[Chorus]
F x2 C x2
e|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----1-1-----1-1-|-----1-1-----1-1-|
G|-----2-2-----2-2-|-----0-0-----0-0-|
D|-----------------|-----------------|
A|---------3-------|-3---------------|
E|-1---------------|---------3-------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
G G (special) C x2
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----1-1-----1-1-|
G|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----0-0-----0-0-|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|---------2-------|-3---------------|
E|-3-------3-------|-3---------------|---------3-------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
[Bridge]
F F C C C G C C (x3)
[Outro]
G G (special) C F C C/G
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----0-0-----0-0-|-1---------1---1-|-1-----------1---|
G|-----0-0-----0-0-|-----0-0-----0-0-|-------0---------|-----------0-----|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----2-------3---|---------2-------|
A|-----------------|---------2-------|-3---------------|-3-----3---------|
E|-3-------3-------|-3---------------|---------1-------|-----3-----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby, I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby, and I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
Our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
Our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
Our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
In spite of ourselves
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