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Grandma's Boyfriend Paul by John Mulaney
Grandma's Boyfriend Paul
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:F
Capo:1st fret
[Intro]
F Bb
F Bb
[Verse 1]
F Bb
Grandma's got a boyfriend
F Bb
(Grandma's got a boyfriend)
F
It's a little weird at first
Am/E
But then you say it twice
Dm7
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Bbmaj7 G7
And I think he's pretty nice
F Dm7
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Bbmaj7 F/C C F Bb
And her boyfriend's name is Paul
F Bb
(Grandma's got a boyfriend)
[Verse 2]
F
Everyone don't like him
Am/E
He's almost 88
Dm7
My aunts say they don't trust him
Bbmaj7 G
But me? I think he's great
F Dm7
Grandma's boyfriend Paul
Bbmaj7 F/C C F Bb
No, they don't like Paul at all
F Bb
(Grandma's got a boyfriend)
[Verse 3]
Am7 Dm7
Why does everyone hate Paul?
Am7
He ain't killed my grandpa
Dm7
He don't do nothin' at all
Gm7 Am7
He just reads his mysteries, yeah
Dm7 Csus G7
You can solve them, Paul
Bbmaj9 F/C C F Bb
Grandma's boyfriend Paul
F Bb
(Grandma's got a boyfriend)
[Verse 4]
F
I asked Mom, "What's the fuss?"
Am/E
Grandma's in love again
Dm7
Mom said, "But Paul, he's always
Bbmaj7 G7
hummin' Gilbert and Sullivan"
F Dm7
That ain't fair to Paul
Bbmaj7 F/C C F Bb
That he shouldn't hum at all
F Bb
(He also eats all the cashews)
[Verse 5]
F
His son lives down in Maryland
Am/E
I guess he lost his wife
Dm7
I should ask, "What's your story, man?"
Bbmaj7 G7
I bet old Paul had quite a life
F Dm7
Grandma's boyfriend Paul
Bbmaj7 F/C C F Bb
He calls waiters "garcon"
F Bb
(The fella fought on D-Day)
[Verse 5]
Am7
Grandma brought Paul
Dm7
To our cousin's christening
Am7
She wore a brooch that Grandpa
Dm7
gave to her before he died
Gm7 Am7 Dm7
Well, my mom and aunts, hell, they went crazy
Gadd9 G7 C
They yelled about the brooch 'til Grandma cried
C
(Don't you make Grandma cry)
[Verse 6]
Am7/E Am7 Dm7
Paul, Lord, He tried to intervene
(No no, Paul, big mistake)
Eb Bb
I said, "Paul, listen. This is not your fight."
(Stay out of it Paul)
Am7 Gm7 Am7 Dm7
These women would love a reason to destroy you
(Easily provoked)
Dm7 G C
They'll scream, "You're not our dad!" at you all night
(No no no oh)
F
Mom, I know you miss your dad
Am/F
Hell, I miss Grandpa too
Dm7
But it ain't Paul's fault that he's gone
Gadd9 G7
So, what is wrong with you?
[Outro]
F Dm7
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Bbmaj7 F/C C Dm C#
And her boyfriend's name is Pa-------------ul, yeah
F Dm7
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Bbmaj7 F/C C F Bb
I really like you, Paul
F Bb
(Grandma's got a boyfriend)
F Dm7
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Bbmaj7 F/C C F Bb
I really like you, Paul
Csus2 F
Hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hmm
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