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My Dog Doesn't Know Hes Ugly by John Finnemore
My Dog Doesn't Know Hes Ugly
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
B
[Chorus]
E
My dog doesn't know he's ugly
A
My dog doesn't know he's old
B
He just knows when he's hungry, thirsty, horny, hot or cold
E
My dog doesn't know he's ugly
A
And that's why people stare
B E
And even if my dog did know, my dog just wouldn't care
[Verse 1]
A
My dog is sweet and gentle
E
But uglier than sin
F# B
He's shed most of his fur, and now he's started shedding skin
A
My dog's eye is always twitching
E
And his lip is always curled
F# B
My dog looks like he's plotting the destruction of the world
[Chorus]
E
My dog doesn't know he's ugly
A
My dog doesn't know he's old
B
My dog still struts around like he's some canine centrefold
E
My dog doesn't know he's ugly
A
Or that he'll cease to be
B E
Perhaps that's why my dog seems so much happier than me
[Verse 2]
A
My dog's right eye is bloodshot
E
And his left one's milky white
F# B
His last few teeth are clustered in a hideous overbite
A
My dog is almost blind
E
But hasn't noticed yet at all
F# B
So his skull's all creased from where he keeps on running into walls
[Chorus]
E
My dog doesn't know he's ugly
A
My dog doesn't know he's old
B
My cat keeps trying to tell him, but my dog just won't be told
E
My dog doesn't know he's ugly
A
My dog still thinks he's glam
B
I wish I were more like my dog
E
Oh God, perhaps I am
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