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Laurie Rolled Me a Jay by John Craigie


        Laurie Rolled Me a Jay



Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:2nd fret
  
[Chords]
E:    022100
A:    002220
G6/9: 302000
 
 
Capo 2
 
[Intro]
 
E  A G6/9   (x 2)
 
[Verse]
          E
I got my wings clipped, I got my Trump check.
                                A     G6/9
Supposed to last me through the apocalypse.
    E
I spent it all on, some leftist shit
                  A      G6/9
As a fuck you to him and Mike Pence…
E  A
ohhh…
 
[Verse]
   E
I don’t give a shit about the burning bush
               A            G6/9
Noah’s Ark or two of every animal.
 E
Is this the new flood? Is this the new plague?
                     A           G6/9
Is this the rapture? Or just the first wave?
    E
My lungs are clean, at least today.
                A      G6/9       E
I fill ‘em up, Laurie rolled me a J.
 
E  A G6/9   x2
 
[Verse]
   E
I can’t sleep with Emma anymore,
                        A          G6/9
She got too many chickens in her backyard.
 E
Took the urban farming thing a little too far,
                 A             G6/9
They wake me up each and every hour.
 E
She’ll kiss her housemates, it’s more convenient,
                         A            G6/9
What with the lockdown, what with the COVID.
 E
It’s too much drama for me to play.
                 A      G6/9       E
I stay at home, Laurie rolled me a J.
 
E  A G6/9   x 4
 
[Verse]
 E
Went to the protest, shit got crazy.
                    A       G6/9
You lost your mask running away.
   E
Your friends got paranoid, come join my scene.
                          A             G6/9
Make love for two weeks, we’ll say its quarantine.
 E
Don’t call me sugar if you won’t taste it.
                      A              G6/9
This summer heat has got us sweating opiates.
    E
We watch the sunset from our cage
                  A      G6/9       E
Front row seats, Laurie rolled us a J.
 
E  A G6/9    x 2
 
[Verse]
     E
This girl named Cedar, I had to get away.
                          A            G6/9
She was fine as hell, but she was too New Age.
    E
She do that Wim Hof, don’t take no hot showers.
                   A            G6/9
But I’m a bad boy, I need them hot showers.
 E
She got a crystal for every disease.
                        A          G6/9
Said “cure the COVID”. She said, “It’s 5G”.
 E
Won’t get the vaccine cause of the tracking chip.
                         A           G6/9
Hell, they can track me. I ain’t doin’ shit.
 
[Chorus]
 E
Track me on my couch, track me in my bed.
                       A         G6/9
Track me texting you, track me left on read.
 E
Track me in my yard puffin’ my life away.
                  A      G6/9       E
Gone like smoke, Laurie rolled me a J.
 
E              A   G6/9      x3
Yeahh… yeahh… wohhh…
 
E    A G6/9
 
[Outro]
  E
I got my wings clipped, I got my Trump check.
                                A     G6/9       E
Supposed to last me through the apocalypse.







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