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Royal Jelly by John C. Reilly
Royal Jelly
Tuning:G C E A
Capo:no capo
Capo the 2nd
Fadd9 1 similar to F but G string is open
Intro: C Fadd9 C Fadd9 Am G C
C Fadd9 C Fadd9 G
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Fadd9 G
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
C
O' say can you see 'em
F G
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
C Fadd9
N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
Fadd9 F Dm C G
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
C Fadd9 C Fadd9 G
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
Fadd9 Am
N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Dm G C
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life
Am F
In my mind
C
I'm half blind
Am F
My inner ref
C
Is mostly deaf
Am F
I'm smell impaired
C
If you cared
C Fadd9 C Fadd9
My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San
C Fadd9 G
Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy
C
So let me touch you
G
Let me touch you
C
Let me touch you
F
Let me touch you
C G C
Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made
Transition: C Fadd9 Am Fadd9 Am G C
C Fadd9 C Fadd9
Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers
C Fadd9
Hangers-on and fancy flingers
G
To the dress ball
Fadd9
Mushrooms and bowling pins
F G
Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall
C
From Juvenile hall
Fadd9 G
We're so unlucky and stuff
C Fadd9
Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
Fadd9 F Dm
Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
C G
Paul Bunyan and James Dean
C Fadd9 C Fadd9
Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
C Fadd9
And Shenandoah tapestries
C Fadd9
Compared with good mahogany
C Fadd9 G
Collapsing the undying postcard romance
F
With feline perspicacity
F
By the university
Dm
That night I held a paucity
Dm
Which you deemed common courtesy
f
I wasn't what you thought I'd be
G C
I shouldn't have invited you to dance
Am F
In my tree
C
I'm halfway free
Am F
And in my chair
C
One quarter there
Am F
In my dream
C
One-sixteenth cream
C Fadd9
In the coffee of the Courtier
C Cadd G
Of the sycophant assistant to the king
C
So let me touch you
G
Let me touch you
C
Let me touch you
Fadd9
Let me touch you
C G Am Fadd9 C G C
Where the Ro - - - - - - - yal Jelly gets made
C Fadd9 C Fadd9 Am G C...
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