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Michael In The Bathroom by Joe Iconis
Michael In The Bathroom
Tuning:G C E A
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
[MICHAEL]
A B A B A B C#m
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
A B A B A B E
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
(alternate A B until next verse)
A B A B A B C#m
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
A B A B A B
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my
E
phone
G#m B C#m B
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
G#m A B
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
[Chorus]
E B C#m A E
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party
A B
Forget how long it's been
E B C#m A G#m
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
No you can't come in!
A B
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
C#m F#7
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
G#m G# C#m F# A B
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom
A B A B
by himself
A B A B
Oh, by himself
[Verse 2]
A B A B A B C#m
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
A B A B A B E
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
G#m B
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance
with somebody!
G#m A
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of
B
drunk girls with anymore!
[Chorus]
E B C#m A E
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
I half regret the beers
E B C#m A G#m
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
As I choke back the tears
A B
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
C#m F#7
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
G#m G# C#m F#
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
A B A B A B
Michael in the bathroom by himself!
[Bridge]
A B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A B
They're gonna start to shout soon
A B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A B
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Bb C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
[MICHAEL]
Bb C
It sucks you left me here alone-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Bb C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
[MICHAEL]
Bb C
Here in this teenage battle zone-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
C D
Clang, clang, clang, clang
[MICHAEL]
C D
I feel the pressure blowing up-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
C D
Bang, bang, bang, bang
[MICHAEL]
C D
My big mistake was showing up-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
C# D#
Splash, splash, splash, splash
[MICHAEL]
C# D# C#m
I throw some water in my face
F#
And I am in a better place
A
I go to open up the door
B
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore
A B A B A B A B
[Pre-Chorus]
G#m
And I can't help but yearn
B C#m B
For a different time
G#m
And then I look in the mirror
G#m
And the present is clearer
A B
And there's no denying, I'm just-
[Chorus]
E B C#m A
E
At a party
A B
Is there a sadder sight than-
E B
*hums*
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
This is a heinous night
A B
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
C#m
Or wish I offed myself instead
F#7
Wish I was never born!
G#m G#
I'm just Michael who's a loner
C#m F#
So he must be a stoner
G#m G#
Rides a PT Cruiser
C#m F#
God he's such a loser
G#m G#
Michael flyin' solo
C#m F#
Who you think that you know
A B A B A B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
A B A B
Oh, by himself
A B A B
Oh, by himself
A B A B
All you know about me is my name
A
Awesome party
B
I'm so glad I came
E
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version 2
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
A B
I am hanging in the bathroom
A B C#m
At the biggest party of the fall
A B
I could stay right here or disappear
A B E
and nobody'd even notice at all
A B
I'm a creeper in a bathroom
A B C#m
cause my buddy kinda left me alone
A B
but I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
A B E
and pretend to check a text on my phone
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Abm
Everything felt fine
B
when I was half of a pair
Abm
and through no fault of mine
A B
there's no other half there Now I'm just
[Chorus 1]
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
Forget how long its been I'm just
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A Abm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
No, you can't come in
A B
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
C#m F#7
and picking at grout as I softly grieve
E Ab
I'm just Michael who you don't know
C#m F#7
Michael flying solo
A B A
Michael in the bathroom by himself
E A C#m A E A C#m A
All by himself
[Verse 2]
A B
I am hiding, but he's out there
A B C#m
Just ignoring all our history
A B E
Memories get erased and I'll get replaced
A B C#m
with a newer cooler version of me
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Abm
And I hear a drunk girl
B
Singing along to Whitney through the door "I wanna dance with somebody!"
Abm
And my feelings sink
A B
Cause it makes me think
E B
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
now it's just
[Chorus 2]
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
I half regret the beers
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
As I choke back the tears
A B
I'll wait as long as I need 'Til my face is dry
C#m F#7
Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye
A B
I'm just Michael who you don't know
C#m F#7
Michael flyin' solo
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom by himself
[Instrumental]
E A C#m A E A C#m A
[Bridge]
A B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A B
They're gonna start to shout soon
A B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A B
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
Bb C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb C
It sucks he left me here alone
Bb B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb B
Here in this teenage battlezone
C D
Clang, clang, clang, clang
C D
I feel the pressure blowing up
C D
Bang, bang, bang, bang
C D
My big mistake was showing up
C# D#
Splash, splash, splash, splash
C#m
I throw some water in my face
F#7
And I am in a better place
A
I go to open up the door
B
But I can't hear knocking
A
Anymore
[Instrumental]
E A C#m A E A C#m A
[Pre-Chorus 3]
Abm
And I can't help but yearn
B
For a different time
Abm
And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear
A B
And there's no denying I'm just
[Chorus 3]
E B
....
C#m A E
................. at a party
A B
Is there a sadder sight
E B
Mmmmmmm
C#m A B
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
This is a heinous night
A B
I wish I stayed at home instead watching cable porn
C#m F#7
Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born
A B
I'm just Michael who's a loner
C#m F#7
So he must be a stoner
A B
Rides a PT Cruiser
C#m F#7
God, he's such a loser
A B
Michael flying solo
C#m F#7
Who you think that you know
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom by himself
E A C#m A E A C#m A
All by himself
E A C#m A E A C#m A
All by himself
A B
All you know about me is my name
A B E
Awesome party I'm so glad I came
[Outro]
E E E
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version 3
Capo:no capo
[CHORDS]
A9 - 2102
B - 4322
C#m - 6444
E - 4442
Abm - 4342
A - 2100
B7 - 2322
C11 - 5565
Badd9 - 667x
F#7 - 3424
Ab - 1323
Bb - 3211
C - 5433
D - 7655
C# - 6544
D# - 8766
Gm - 2120
[Verse]
A9 B A9 B
I am hanging in the bathroom
A9 B C#m
At the biggest party of the fall
A9 B A9 B
I could stay right here or disappear
A9 B
And nobody'd even notice at all
[Instrumental]
A9 B
A9 B
A9 B A9 B
I'm a creeper in a bathroom
A9 B C#m
'Cause my buddy kinda left me alone
A9 B A9 B
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
A9 B E
Or pretend to check a text on my phone
[Pre-Chorus]
Abm B
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
Abm A B7
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
Now I'm just
[Chorus]
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A9 E
Michael in the bathroom, at a party
C11 B
Forget how long it's been
E B
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
C#m A9 Abm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
C11 Badd9
No you can't come in!
A B
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
C#m F#7
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
E Ab
I'm just Michael who you don't know
C#m F#7
Michael flyin' solo
A9 B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
[Instrumental]
A9 B
A9 B
All by himself
A9 B
A9 B
[Verse]
A9 B A9 B
I am hiding, but he's out there
A9 B C#m
Just ignoring all our history
A9 B A9 B
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced
A9 B E
With a newer, cooler version of me
[Pre-Chorus]
Abm B
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door
I wanna dance with somebody!
Abm
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think:
A B7
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
Now it's just
[Chorus]
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A9 E
Michael in the bathroom, at a party
C11 B
I half regret the beers
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A9 Abm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
C11 Badd9
As I choke back the tears
A B
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
C#m F#7
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
E Ab
I'm just Michael who you don't know
C#m F#7
Michael flyin' solo
A9 B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
[Bridge]
A9 B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A9 B
They're gonna start to shout soon
A9 B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A9 B
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
Bb C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb C
It sucks he left me here alone-
Bb C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb C
Here in this teenage battle zone-
C D
Clang, clang, clang, clang
C D
I feel the pressure blowing up-
C D
Bang, bang, bang, bang
C D
My big mistake was showing up-
C# D#
Splash, splash, splash, splash
C# D#
I throw some water in my face
C#m
And I am in a better place
F#7
I go to open up the door
A9 B
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore
[Instrumental]
A9 B
A9 B
[Pre-Chorus]
Abm
And I can't help but yearn
B
For a different time
Abm
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
A B7
And there's no denying, I'm just-
[Instrumental]
E B
[Chorus]
C#m A9 E
At a party
C11 B
Is there a sadder sight than-
E B
*hums*
C#m A9 Abm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
C11 Badd9
This is a heinous night
A B
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
C#m
Or wish I offed myself instead
F#7
Wish I was never born!
E Ab
I'm just Michael who's a loner
C#m F#7
So he must be a stoner
E Ab
Rides a PT Cruiser
C#m F#7
God he's such a loser
E Ab
Michael flyin' solo
C#m F#7
Who you think that you know
A9 B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
[Interlude]
A9 B
A9 B
All by himself
A9 B
A9 B
All by himself
A9 B
A9 B
[Outro]
A9 B A9 B
And all you know about me is my name
Gm
Awesome party
B
I'm so glad I came
E
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