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Jeff by Joe Iconis
Jeff
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:D
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
D
Nine forty-five, a Friday night
D
I'm by myself in my apartment
Em
And I'm feelin' alright
G D
A little depressed but mostly alright
D
I call my sponsor, I kill a bug
D
I pour some Gordon's
Em
Into my world's best best man mug
G D
Oh how I love a novelty mug
[Pre-Chorus]
G Em
I look out the window to admire the view
G Em
Of the window right across that you can see right through
G Em
I cross my shaking fingers as the moment nears
G A
Then a light switches on and she appears
[Chorus]
Bm G A D Dsus4 A
Naked Caucasian Girl, I do not know your name
Bm G A D
Naked Caucasian Girl, I like you just the same
[Verse 2]
D
She walks around, totally free
D
You can tell that she's got guts
Em
She struts so effortlessly
G Bm
And delicately, she's so different from me
D
Whoa! I duck down quickly
D
Come up a drip
D
I don't want her to think that
Em
I'm some perv on some voyeuristic trip
G Bm
No no no, I take another sip
[Pre-Chorus]
G Em
I promise I'm not looking out of carnal frustration
G A
It's more I'm just observing, rapt in admiration
[Chorus]
Bm G A D Dsus4 A
Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, I know you're so pristine
Bm G A D Dsus4 A
Naked Caucasian Girl, you make me feel so clean
Bm G A D G A
Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, you show me what to do-o-o
Bm G A G A Bm
N-n-n-Naked Caucasian Girl, wish I was just like yo-o-ou
G A G
Wish I was just like yo-o-ou
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
F#m G F#m G
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
[Verse 3]
D
Leave my apartment
D
I walk across the street
D
I count the floors up to her window
Em
Think that it's time that we meet
G Bm
(Spoken)
Wait, how did I even get on the street?
D
Sneak in the building, attempt the stairs
D
A couple couples see me fall all over
Em
But nobody cares!
G Bm
No, no, nobody cares
[Pre-Chorus]
G
Reach my destination
Em
The eleventh floor
G
After a bit of trial and error
Em
I arrive at her door
G
I knock, I'm hoping
A
I hear a lock, and it's open
[Chorus]
Bm G A
Frightened Caucasian Girl
D Dsus4 A
I'm looking at her face
I push into her place
Bm G
I go to the window
A D Dsus4
Looking out and what do I see?
A
Myself just staring back at me
Bm G A D Dsus4 A
Naked Caucasian Girl, I wonder what you think
Bm G A D Dsus4 A
Naked Caucasian Girl, as I step off the brink
Bm G A D G A
Oh, oh, oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, you'll never know my na-a-ame
Bm G A G A Bm
N-n-n-Naked Caucasian Girl, your life will be the sa-a-ame
G A Bm
But I am not the sa-a-ame
G A G
But I am not the sa-a-ame
[Outro]
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
F#m G
Oh oh, oh oh
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
A G
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
F#m G F#m G
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
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