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Catholic Boy by Joe Billy
Catholic Boy
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:G
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
G C D C x4
so what'd you learn in school today son?
well I'll tell ya…
[Verse]
G C D C
I learned you can be the worst person in the world
G C D C
but still go to heaven if you go to a building
G C D C
and pretend you're listening to some old guy
G C D N.C.
who talks in monotone and serves you alcohol
G C D C x2
[Verse]
G C D C
And apparently all religions have a similar basis
G C D C
but no one notices the relation
G C D C
and apparently God made other people suffer
G C D N.C.
just to prove a point to some rich snobby fucks
G C D C x2
[Verse]
G C D C
And I learned we're all made in God's very image
G C D C
and all men are created equal
G C D C
except of course the jews and the gays and women
G C D C G C D C
and muslims and middle easterners and anyone who doesn't believe in God or
G C D C G C D C
doesn't have white skin or anyone with uncontrollable brain chemical imbalances
G C D D
or….hm.
[Chorus]
C G
well its hard to find God when your head's in a toilet
C D G
and its hard to go donate when thieves take your money
C G
and the food really sucked so my shits weren't holy
D C G D C G
i guess thats what i learned in school today, ya thats what i learned in school
[Solo]
G C D C x3
G C D D
[Verse]
G C D C
Well i don't regret those 12 long years
G C D
they kinda taught me how i don't wanna be
G C D C
i grew up and learned to think for myself
G C D N.C.
and how i don't have to listen to the bullshit you feed me
G C D C
I still met some nice kids in those catholic schools
G C D C
i mean except for the racists and dealers
G C D C G C
and anyone who just went there cause they were forced to cause... well they're
D C
public school closed
[Breakdown]
G C D C x4
[Chorus]
C G
cause its hard to find jesus when you're passed out in dodgeball
C D G
and its hard to raise your hand when it's bruised by a ruler
C G
and the nuns and priests can yell at you as long they're preaching
D C G D C G
so thats what i learned in school today, ya thats what i learned in school
D C G D C G
so thats what i learned in school today, ya thats what i learned in school
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