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Passive Aggressive Christmas by Jinkx Monsoon
Passive Aggressive Christmas
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
G D7
The house is dressed in hues of green and red
G D7
Sugar plums and grudges in our heads
Am G
And in the grand ol' fashioned way
Am G
With the family for the day
Am G D7
And all the wine-soaked fury simmering unsaid
[Verse 2]
G D7
Everybody glows a Christmas light,
G D7
Everybody's itchin' for a fight
Am G
And now it's Macy's on parade
Am G
Clench your teeth, shut up, behave
Am G D7
So that we can say we're doing St. Nick right
[Chorus]
Em G
Let's have a passive aggressive Christmas
D7 G
And let's hurt the ones who love us most
Am
We'll bitch behind each others' backs
D7
And then pretend that we're all close
G Em D7 G
It's only seven hours, so buckle up, strap yourself in
Am D7 G
We did it all last year and we'll do it all again
[Bridge]
Am D7
Oh, aunts and uncles come to call
G
Set 'em up and watch 'em fall
Am D7 G
And you can fake that smile all through the night
C7
Oh, and I'll match their cold and icy glare
A7
As they pick apart the clothes I wear
Am D7
And ask which guy I'm screwin' today
[Interlude]
D
And I'll say...
[Chorus]
Em G
Let's have a passive aggressive Christmas
D7 G
Cause we're all stuck here 'til we're free
Am
Shouting, lying, secret crying
D7
Drunken fights around the tree
G Em
So let's get through the presents
D7 Em
And cut that sentimental end
Am D7 G
We did it all last year and we'll do it all again
[Outro]
Am D7 G
Oh, we did it all last year and we'll do it all again
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