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Ching Chong Asians In The Library Song by Jimmy Wong


 Ching Chong Asians In The Library Song



Capo:no capo
TAB: CAPO2

Intro:
Emin
Verse:
Emin, Gmaj, Cmaj, Amin
Emin, Gmaj, Amin, Cmaj
 
Prechorus:
Dmaj, Amin, Cmaj, Amin (2x)
 
Chorus:
Gmaj, Dmaj, Amin, Cmaj (2x)
 
Lyrics:
[spoken]
Ooh, Alexandra Wallace
Damn girl, you so feisty
You so feisty they should call you
Alexandra the Great Wallace
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me
Talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy
Ching chong wing wong
Baby it's all just code
It's the way I tell the ladies it's time to get funky
 
[sung]
I hope one day you can meet my
Mother, my brothers, sisters, grandmothers,
grandpas, and cousins
Ooh oh
'Cause what they're really doing on those Friday nights
Is showing me how to cook and dress,
'Cause baby I wanna take you out
And blow your freakin' mind
 
And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to
Spend all night studying polisci
 
I pick up my phone and say
 
Ching chong, it means I love you
Ling long, I really want you
Ting tong, I don't actually know what that means
Ching chong, it's never ending
Ling long, my head is spinning
Ting tong, still don't know what that means
 
[Spoken]
Ooh Alex, I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty to you all day long
But I know you're busy cramming all those big hard theories and arguments.
 
[Sung]
You ain't that polite, nice American girl your momma raised you to be
So when you reach that epiphany--
 
--Wait, are you freakin' kiddin' me?
If you have an epiphany every single time you study that means you're probably 
doin'
something wrong--
 
But I like it when you're wrong
 
And underneath the pounds of makeup
And your baby blue eyes
Ohh oh
 
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt
For such a big brain to spend all night studying polisci
 
I pick up my phone and say
 
Ching chong, it means I love you
Ling long, I really want you
Ting tong, I really don't know what that means
Ching chong, it's never ending
Ling long, my head is spinning
Ting tong, I still don't know what that means
 
[Spoken, chorus continues in background]
It's alright, Alexandra, I know you know nothin' bout tsunamis
I just wanna make sure you know it's not a type of sushi
And I came here to say that I'm actually Chinese, and that's a whole 'nother 
country
And it's bigger...yeah, way bigger.
But when it comes to love, Alex, there are no boundaries




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version 2 




Capo:no capo
CAPO2

Chords used:
 
     Em  G   C   A   D
e|---0---3---0---0---3---|
B|---0---3---1---2---2---|
G|---0---0---0---2---3---|
D|---2---0---2---2---0---|
A|---2---2---3---0---0---|
E|---0---3---0---0---0---|
 
Lyrics:
[spoken played in Em]
Ooh, Alexandra Wallace
Damn girl, you so feisty
You so feisty they should call you
Alexandra the Great Wallace
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me
Talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy
Ching chong wing wong
Baby it's all just code
It's the way I tell the ladies it's time to get funky
 
[sung]
Em
I hope one day you can meet my
G
Mother, my brothers, sisters, grandmothers,
C
grandpas, and cousins
Am
Ooh oh
Em
'Cause what they're really doing on those Friday nights
G
Is showing me how to cook and dress,
Am
'Cause baby I wanna take you out
    C
And blow your freakin' mind
 
D                  Am                                  C    Am
And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes
D                                Am
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to
C                        Am
Spend all night studying polisci
Am
I pick up my phone and say
 
G
Ching chong, it means I love you
D
Ling long, I really want you
Am                                         C
Ting tong, I don't actually know what that means
G
Ching chong, it's never ending
D
Ling long, my head is spinning
Am                                    C
Ting tong, still don't know what that means
 
[Spoken]
Em
Ooh Alex, I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty to you all day long
But I know you're busy cramming all those big hard theories and arguments.
 
[Sung]
Em
You ain't that polite, 
G                                           C
nice American girl your momma raised you to be
Am                     Em
So when you reach that epiphany--
                       G
--Wait, are you freakin' kiddin' me?
                        Am
If you have an epiphany every single time you study that means you're 
                         C
probably doin' something wrong--
                          D
But I like it when you're wrong
 
D                  Am                                  C    Am
And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes, ohh oh
D                                Am
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to
C                         Am
Spend all night studying polisci
Am
I pick up my phone and say
 
G
Ching chong, it means I love you
D
Ling long, I really want you
Am                                         C
Ting tong, I really don't know what that means
G
Ching chong, it's never ending
D
Ling long, my head is spinning
Am                                    C
Ting tong, still don't know what that means
 
 
[Spoken, chorus continues in background]
It's alright, Alexandra, I know you know nothin' bout tsunamis
I just wanna make sure you know it's not a type of sushi
And I came here to say that I'm actually Chinese, and that's a whole 'nother 
country
And it's bigger...yeah, way bigger.
But when it comes to love, Alex, there are no boundaries
 
G
Outro




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version 3




Capo:no capo
TAB: CAPO2

Intro:
Emin
Verse:
Emin, Gmaj, Cmaj, Amin
Emin, Gmaj, Amin, Cmaj
 
Prechorus:
Dmaj, Amin, Cmaj, Amin (2x)
 
Chorus:
Gmaj, Dmaj, Amin, Cmaj (2x)
 
Lyrics:
[spoken]
Ooh, Alexandra Wallace
Damn girl, you so feisty
You so feisty they should call you
Alexandra the Great Wallace
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me
Talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy
Ching chong wing wong
Baby it's all just code
It's the way I tell the ladies it's time to get funky
 
[sung]
I hope one day you can meet my
Mother, my brothers, sisters, grandmothers,
grandpas, and cousins
Ooh oh
'Cause what they're really doing on those Friday nights
Is showing me how to cook and dress,
'Cause baby I wanna take you out
And blow your freakin' mind
 
And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to
Spend all night studying polisci
 
I pick up my phone and say
 
Ching chong, it means I love you
Ling long, I really want you
Ting tong, I don't actually know what that means
Ching chong, it's never ending
Ling long, my head is spinning
Ting tong, still don't know what that means
 
[Spoken]
Ooh Alex, I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty to you all day long
But I know you're busy cramming all those big hard theories and arguments.
 
[Sung]
You ain't that polite, nice American girl your momma raised you to be
So when you reach that epiphany--
 
--Wait, are you freakin' kiddin' me?
If you have an epiphany every single time you study that means you're probably 
doin'
something wrong--
 
But I like it when you're wrong
 
And underneath the pounds of makeup
And your baby blue eyes
Ohh oh
 
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt
For such a big brain to spend all night studying polisci
 
I pick up my phone and say
 
Ching chong, it means I love you
Ling long, I really want you
Ting tong, I really don't know what that means
Ching chong, it's never ending
Ling long, my head is spinning
Ting tong, I still don't know what that means
 
[Spoken, chorus continues in background]
It's alright, Alexandra, I know you know nothin' bout tsunamis
I just wanna make sure you know it's not a type of sushi
And I came here to say that I'm actually Chinese, and that's a whole 'nother 
country
And it's bigger...yeah, way bigger.
But when it comes to love, Alex, there are no boundaries





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