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What Does A Woman See In A Man by Jimmy Webb
What Does A Woman See In A Man
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
F Dm7 F Dm7
He stinks to high heaven, half covered with hair
Ab Bb7 Eb
And grunts just like some old orangutan
Gb Db E B
While she smells of clean skin and a trace of jasmine
Bb7 Eb
And speaks like a first rate librarian
Abm Gb
His stomach hangs out, there's a hump on his back
Bmaj7 E
He eats like Conan the Barbarian
Gb Db E B
While she keeps herself trim, and her posture is prim
Bb7 Eb
Her manners are quite cosmopolitan
Abm Gb
He laughs like a donkey and farts in the bed
E Eb Bb7
And flips cigarettes in the can
Eb Fm7 Eb Ab
But she always acts nice, with no visible vice
Gm7 Cm7 Fm7 Bb
Tell me, what does a woman see in a man?
He hangs out in bars and he tells stupid jokes
And seems to think he's a comedian
But she's clever, polite, stays sober all night
And sips on her one Presbyterian
He drives a gas hog like Attila the Hun
And woe to the luckless pedestrian
While she prefers bikes and bird-watching hikes
And sailing and riding equestrian
He has a name like Duane or Leroy
Hers is Vanessa or Anne
Hers sounds like a song but Duane is all wrong
Tell me, what does a woman see in a man?
Cm Bb F
Doesn't she know that she's unique
F# F#+ F#6 B
Doesn't she know that he's just a freak of nature
C# Bmaj7 C# Bmaj7
Overbearing, insecure, wanting love but so unsure
C# Eb
Loving her because she's pure
And yet, dreaming of orgies in Vegas or Cannes
He preens and strikes poses Olympian
While she shoulders the cross
And lets him play boss
His nurse and long-suffering Samaritan
He brags about knocking the world on its ass
But oh, when the shit hits the fan
She'll bail him out, she's the one with the clout
Only she knows how humankind ever began
What does a woman see in a man?
What does a woman see in a man?
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