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Starting To Crack by Jimmy Fallon
Starting To Crack
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:G
Capo:no capo
[Chorus]
G
I'm starting to Crack
D
I'm starting to crack
Em C
Will I ever get my old life back
G D G
Don't need another snack I'm just starting to crack
[Verse 1]
G D
Woke up, showered, brushed my teeth
Em C
I got dressed, had something to eat
G D G
Got undressed and took another shower
[Verse 2]
G D
Cleaned the floors until they sparkled
Em C
read the Wikipedia for Meghan Markle
G D C
then I looked at Tik Tok for 7 hours
[Chorus]
G
I'm Starting to Crack
D
I'm starting to Crack
Em C
Will I ever get my old life back
G D G
feels like I'm going to snap I'm just starting to crack
[Verse 3]
G D
I can't figure out my daughter's math
Em C
Spent three hours taking a bath
G D
Looked at the clock its 4 pm
G D C
I'm on my third glass of wine by then
G D
Rearranged my living room
Em C
Called all my third cousins on the zoom
G D
Laughed too hard that my backgrounds a beach
Em C
The president's telling me to shoot up bleach
Whew
[Bridge]
G D
Stare at the wall like I'm in a trance
Em C
Put on a t-shirt, and I wore it like pants
G D
It totally works, you gotta believe me
Em C
You just stick your legs through the t-shirt sleevies
[Chorus]
G
I'm starting to crack
D
I'm starting to Flip
Em C G D
For breakfast I had a bowl of Chips with Pepsi instead of milk
G
I'm starting to crack
[Outro]
G D
I just thought milk rhymed with crack
Em C
and that Pepsi rhymes with milk
G D G
Milk Milk Milk Milk quack I'm starting to Crack
G D G C G
Milk Milk Milk Milk quack I'm starting to Crack
[Bonus Verse (not part of original song, something I added)]
G
I'm Starting to Crack
D
I'm Starting to Crack
Em C
I just played "Im starting Crack"
G D
I feel real bad for who tabbed this out
Em C
Oh no my mamas starting to scream and shout
G D
All this talk is wack
G C G
Im starting to crack
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