TAB by Song : 293755
Tab List Area
1 Pages 1 Results
7 Old Ladies Got Locked In The Lavatory by Jimmy Flynn
7 Old Ladies Got Locked In The Lavatory
The words in brackets are instructions during the song,
we like audience involvement in the Maritimes!
-Chorus-
G C G C
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
G C D No Chord
Seven old ladies got locked (optional)where? (Audience:)in the lavatory!
G C G C
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
G C D
Nobody knew they were there
A
(performer)la la la
No Chord
(audience echo)la la la
(This call-and-answer is done 4 times)
Actually, each time, the vocalist changed pitches from really high
to really low as a gag so the guitar is lost behind this, and since
this came from a live album, the mild guitar is also lost in the
laughter, but you can basically choose any 4 notes you want for in
here.
-Verse 1-
G C F C G
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry
C F C G
She only went in to make herself comfy
C F C G
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free
C F C
Cause nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 2-
G C F C G
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper
C F C G
She went in but couldn't find the paper
C F (No Chord)
So she used a brick layers scraper
C F C
And nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 3-
G C F C G
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn
C F C G
She only went in on a personal whim
C F (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck between the bowl and the rim
C F C
Cause nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 4-
G C F C G
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur
C F C G
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted
C F (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)
C F C
And nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 5-
G C F C G
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster
C F (No Chord)
She sat on the handel and thought someone goosed her
C F (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"
C F C
Nobody knew she was there
-Chorus-
-Verse 6-
G C F C G
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason
C F C G
Well she had to go so she used a basin
C F C G
That was the water that he washed his face in
C F C
Nobody knew she was there
-Chorus X2- ended with a big swig-o-beer!
--------------