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Too Drunk To Karaoke by Jimmy Buffett feat. Toby Keith


                 Too Drunk To Karaoke 


Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo

LEGEND: * means "ring" (1 strum down)
ATTENTION C** is RIFF is N.C C Bb       Bb C  C C
 
[Intro] (Starts in youtube on 00:28, Spotify on 00:12)
     C*                                    C**
Last night at the bar it was karaoke night,
           C*                                  C**
yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright.
         F                       F            F      F
They got big margarita pitchers, two for one,   yum, yum!
          C*
They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun.
 
[Verse 1]
     G*       F*       (C*)                 C**
When I signed up, I was ready to go,
         N.C.                                  C**
but they didn't call my name for an hour or so.
F                           F             F        F
Damn if they didn't make me wait too long,
            C*
I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song.
 
[Chorus]
    C                 C     C                C
Too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk to karaoke,
       G                G
if you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be
    F                 F
too drunk to karaoke, just like me,
    C                 C     C                C
too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk to karaoke.
 
[Verse 2]
          G*        F*          (C*)              C**
Well, the place got rockin', temptation was strong,
C*                                        C**
all the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on.
        F                          F                  F        F
Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
           C*
but, no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair.
 
[Chorus]
    C                 C     C                C
Too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk to karaoke.
        G                            G
You can sing in the shower 'till you sound real good,
        F                        F
you can terrorize the whole damn   neighborhood.
             G                        G
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
    F                               F
you better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans.
    C                 C     C                C
Too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk to karaoke.
 
[Solo]
| C          | C          | C          | C          |
| C          | C          | C          | C          |
 
[Verse 3]
G              F        (C*)               C**
If you ask me,   hell, I killed that song!
     C*                                   C**
When I looked around, everybody was gone
         F                        F            F        F
except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age;
     C*
they grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage.
 
[Chorus]
           C                        C
You're too drunk to karaoke, that's what they told me
           C                 C
You're too drunk to karaoke, how can that be?
          G                              G
You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined,
        F                       F
you just have to be a legend in your own mind.
      G                         G
Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key,
     F                    F
just prove that theory of drunketivity.
    C                 C     C                 C
Too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk to karaoke. Look at me!
           C                 C                   C                  F* C* F* C*
You're too drunk to karaoke,   just like me. Too drunk to karaoke.





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