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Math Suks by Jimmy Buffett
Math Suks
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
C G F
C G F
[Verse]
G C
If necessity is the mother of invention
G C
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this
F C
The numbers come together in some kind of a third dimension
G
A regular algebraic bliss.
C
Let's start with something simple, like one and one ain't three
G C
Any two plus two will never get you five.
F C
There's fractions in my subtraction and x don't equal why
G F C
But my homework is bound to multiply.
[Chorus]
F C
Math suks math suks
G F C
I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much.
F C
Math suks math suks
Am G F
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
C G F
But math suks.
[Verse 2]
G C
I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV.
G C
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth.
F
Then they asked the new Miss America
C
Hey babe can you add up all those bucks?
G F
She looked puzzled, then just said
C
"Math Suks".
[Chorus 2]
F C
Math suks math suks
G
You don't even have to spell it,
F C
All you have to do is yell it
F C
Math suks math suks
Am G F
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
C G
But math suks.
[Bridge]
Am Em
Geometry, trigonometry and if that don't tax your brain
F G
There are numbers to big to be named
Am Em
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
F G
And I think it's gonna drive me insane.
[Solo]
C G G C
C G Fm C G F
[Verse 3]
G C
Parents fighting with their children, and the Congress can't agree
G C
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly.
F C
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers
G F C
Quacking like those Peabody ducks.
[Chorus 3]
F C
Math suks math suks
G
You don't even have to spell it,
F C
All you have to do is yell it
F C
Math suks math suks
Am G F
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
C Bb C Bb C Bb C
But math suks.
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version 2
Capo:no capo
Intro:
Guitar 1
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Play this twice ^
Guitar 2: play this once at 10 seconds:
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At 1:22, play this:
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At 2:07, play this:
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Solo at 2:29 (On a trumpet or something, but it can be on a guitar)
|-3-3-5--3--3-3-5--3--1--0-----1----1-1-3--1--1-3-4-4-4-4--3--1--3--|
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|-3-3-5--3--3-3-5--3--1--0-----3------------0--3--1-|
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If necessity is the mother of invention
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this
The numbers come together in some kind of a third dimension
A regular algebraic bliss.
Let's start with something simple, like one and one ain't three
Any two plus two will never get you five.
There are fractions in my subtraction and x don't equal why
But my homework is bound to multiply.
Math suks math suks
I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much.
Math suks math suks
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
But math suks.
I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV.
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth.
Then they asked the new Miss America
Hey babe can you add up all those bucks?
She looked puzzled, then just said
"Math Suks".
Math suks math suks
You don't even have to spell it,
All you have to do is yell it
Math suks math suks
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much
But math suks.
Geometry, trigonometry and if that don't tax your brain
There are numbers to big to be named
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane.
Parents fighting with their children, and the Congress can't agree
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly.
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers
Quacking like those Peabody ducks.
Math suks math suks
You don't even have to spell it,
All you have to do is yell it
Math suks math suks
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much
But math suks.
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version 3
Capo:no capo
Solo
E|-------------------|-------------------|-------------------|-------------------
B|556-5--556-5-3----3|-3353--356666-5-3-5|556-5--556-5-3----3|-6-----3--5/8-6----
G|---------------54--|-------------------|---------------54--|---2-4-------------
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A|-------------------|-------------------|-------------------|-------------------
E|-------------------|-------------------|-------------------|-------------------
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If necessity is the mother of invention
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this
The numbers come together in some kind of a third dimension
A regular algebraic bliss.
Let's start with something simple, like one and one ain't three
Any two plus two will never get you five.
There are fractions in my subtraction and x don't equal why
But my homework is bound to multiply.
Math suks math suks
I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much.
Math suks math suks
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
But math suks.
I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV.
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth.
Then they asked the new Miss America
Hey babe can you add up all those bucks?
She looked puzzled, then just said
"Math Suks".
Math suks math suks
You don't even have to spell it,
All you have to do is yell it
Math suks math suks
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much
But math suks.
Geometry, trigonometry and if that don't tax your brain
There are numbers to big to be named
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane.
Parents fighting with their children, and the Congress can't agree
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly.
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers
Quacking like those Peabody ducks.
Math suks math suks
You don't even have to spell it,
All you have to do is yell it
Math suks math suks
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much
But math suks.
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| x Palm Mute note
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