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Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne by Jim Stafford


 Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne 


Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
 
#1.
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There was a lady in a window,
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In the room across the way.
 
From the hotel I was staying in,
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While on my holi..day.
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I couldn't help but see everything,
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Cause I was peeping, I confess.
 
Still, after dinner every night,
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She had the strangest guest.
 
#2.
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She'd retire to her favorite chair,
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And sit there with a dog.
 
Fill the crystal glasses,
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While the fire danced on the log.
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Well, I watched them drink their bubbly brew,
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'til that fire grew dim.
 
Then I stuck my head out the window,
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And said, 'WHY NOT ME INSTEAD OF HIM'!!??
 
CHORUS:
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Oh, your bulldog drinks champagne,
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And I ain't one to complain.
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But, what a perfect waste of wine it seems to me.
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So, honey, tell ol' rover that the big dog's coming over...
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Cause any woman that'd get a bulldog drunk,
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Would have to be good to me.
 
#3.***(Chords are same for all verses)***
 
Fourteen days and fourteen nights,
 
Not one word did I hear.
 
Her with her silk and champagne,
 
And me in my shorts with a beer.
 
She just left the curtains wide,
 
And I knew she knew I could see.
 
Her and the pug-nosed mutt,
 
Guzzling wine and teasing me.
 
CHORUS:
 
So I made a bolder move,
 
I went over and rang her bell.
 
I heard growling from inside,
 
And I got scared as hell.
 
Then the bulldog staggered out the door,
 
And he said, 'How do you do?'
 
But the lady bit me on the leg,
 
And I said rrrr..woof, I love you too!
 
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