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Ball Of Kerrymuir by Jim Croce
Ball Of Kerrymuir
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Verse]
C
Four and twenty virgins
G C
Come down from Inverness.
C
When the ball was over
D G
There were four and twenty less.
[Chorus]
F
Singin' Balls to your partner,
C F
Your ass against the wall.
C
If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
G C
You've never been had at all.
[Verse]
C
There was doin' in the parlour,
G C
There was doin' on the stones.
C
You couldn't hear the music
D G
For the wheezin' and the groans.
[Chorus]
F
Singin' Balls to your partner,
C F
Your ass against the wall.
C
If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
G C
You've never been had at all.
[Verse]
C
The undertaker, he was there,
G C
All wrapped up in a shroud,
C
Swingin' from the chandelier,
D G
And peein' on the crowd.
[Chorus]
F
Singin' Balls to your partner,
C F
Your ass against the wall.
C
If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
G C
You've never been had at all.
[Verse]
C
The village cripple, he was there,
G C
But he couldn't do much.
C
So he lined the ladies against the wall
D G
And did 'em with his crutch.
[Chorus]
F
Singin' Balls to your partner,
C F
Your ass against the wall.
C
If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
G C
You've never been had at all.
[Verse]
C
Miss Molly McFearson
G C
Was standin' way up front,
C
With some posies in her hand,
G
And a carrot up 'er…
[Chorus]
F
Singin' Balls to your partner,
C F
Your ass against the wall.
C
If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
G C
You've never been had at all.
[Verse]
C
The village postman, he was there,
G C
Though the poor lad had the pox.
C
He couldn't do the lassies,
D G
So he did the letterbox.
[Chorus]
F
Singin' Balls to your partner,
C F
Your ass against the wall.
C
If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
G C
You've never been had at all.
[Verse]
C
The village magician, he was there,
G C
He gave us all a laugh.
C
He pulled his foreskin over his head,
D G
And vanished up his ass.
[Chorus]
F
Singin' Balls to your partner,
C F
Your ass against the wall.
C
If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
G C
You've never been had at all.
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