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Upper Middle Class White Trash by Lee Brice
Upper Middle Class White Trash
This is the intro if you're too lazy to play it with a steel slide, like me.
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I just got off of work at 5
Drivin' that old van I drive
Overalls and dirty boots
But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
So when I walked in that fancy store
Well they looked at me like I was poor
But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
It went from? don't take checks? to? right away, yes sir!?
Upper middle class white trash
My pockets can't hold all my cash
'Cause one day I stopped to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery
Now I'm investin? in my neighborhood
My friends and family, they? re all livin' pretty good!
My trailer park? s full of Cadillacs
And upper middle class white trash
Well I got my homeboy Chris a brand new shop
For all those cars on cinder blocks
And cousin Charlie, well he thinks it's cool
To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin' pool
I had a birthday party for mama last night
In her ninety and a half foot triple-wide
You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen
Upper middle class white trash
My pockets can't hold all my cash
'Cause one day I stopped to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery
Now I'm investin? in my neighborhood
My friends and family, they? re all livin' pretty good!
My trailer park? s full of Cadillacs
And upper middle class white trash
We? re buyin' chicken wings by the bucket!
We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
All the Miller Light you can handle
A hundred and fifty-seven movie channels
Upper middle class white trash
Our pockets can't hold all our cash
'Cause one day I just had to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery
Now I'm investin? in my neighborhood
My friends and family, they? re all livin' pretty dag gum good!
My trailer park? s full of Cadillacs
And upper middle class white trash
So pop a top, sit back and relax
All you upper middle class white trash
Ha ha ha
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version 2
D (3x)
(Intro)
G
I just got offa work at five
D
Drivin' that old van I drive
G
Overalls and dirty boots
A
But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
G
So when I walked into that fancy store
D
They looked at me like I was poor
G
But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
A A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard)
It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"
(CHORUS)
G
Upper Middle Class White Trash
D
My pockets can't hold all my cash
A
Cuz one day I stopped to pee
D
Got some gas and won the lottery
G
Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
D
My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good
The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
A(stop) D D G A D(mute strings and strum 2x)
and Upper Middle Class White Trash
G
I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop
D
For all those cars on cinder blocks
G
And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
A(stop) A
To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool
G
I had a birthday party for momma last night
D
In her 90 and a half foot triple wide
G
You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
A (let it ring)
NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
G (let it ring)
Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
D (let it ring)
We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
E (let it ring)
All the Miller Lite that you can handle
A (let it ring) A(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring)
A hundred and 57 movie channels.... heh heh heh...
(CHORUS - slightly modified)
G
Upper Middle Class White Trash
D
Our pockets can't hold all our cash
A
Cuz one day I stopped to pee
D
Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee
G
Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
D
My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good
My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
A(stop) D D G A D D
and Upper Middle Class White Trash
G
So pop a top, sit back and relax
D
All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...
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