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I Thought I Farted But I Shit by Jeremiah Perez
I Thought I Farted But I Shit
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
Chords with * (e.g. G*) translate to one strum
Intro
G
G D
Headed down to to the coast, ridin' shotgun in the Jeep,
there's a bubble in my belly and I hope it's really smelly I can feel it start
G D
to creep... So I leaned to my right, cos my cheeks were kinda tight, as I pushed
G (Pause)
a little bit I think like this I thought I farted but I shit... I thought I
farted but I
C G C
shit, and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and a little on
D G (Pause)
my sack, I thought I farted but I shit...
G D
Damn I hate it when I shart, I can't even trust the fart,
tried to give a little toot, now there's caca in my shoe, I thought
G (Pause)
I farted but I shit...
C G
I thought I farted but I shit, and now it's squishy when I sit,
C D
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack,
G
I thought I farted but I shit...
C D
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack, I thought I farteeeeed
G*
but I shiiiiit.
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version 2
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
G
Headed down to the coast,
D
Ridin' shotgun in a jeep.
There's a bubble in my belly
and I hope it's really smelly,
G
I could feel it start to creep.
N.C. G
So I lean to my right,
D
Cos my cheeks were kinda tight.
As I pushed a little bit
I think like lead,
G
I thought I farted, but I shit.
[Chorus]
N.C. C
I thought I farted but I shit,
G
and now it's squishy when I sit.
C
I got poop all in my crack
D
and a little on my sack,
G
I thought I farted but I shit.
[Verse 2]
N.C. G
Damn, I hate it when I shart,
D
I can't even trust a fart.
Tried to give a little toot,
now there's caca in my chute,
G
I thought I farted but I shit.
[Chorus]
C
I thought I farted but I shit,
G
and now it's squishy when I sit.
C
I got poop all in my crack
D
and a little on my sack,
G
I thought I farted but I shit.
C
I got poop all in my crack
D
and a little on my sack,
G
I thought I farted but I shit.
C
I got poop all in my crack
D
and a little on my sack,
G
I thought I farted but I shit.
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