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The Dingdong by Jeffro’s dirty country songs
The Dingdong
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:E
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
E
My old hound dog
E
He went down the street
A E
And he dug in the neighbours trash
E
The next morning
E
My eight year old
E B7 E F# F# E
Found a dildo laying in the grass
[Chorus 1]
A E
And he said dad I found a dingdong
A E
Laying over there in the grass
A E
And I said son throw that damn thing down
E B7 E F# F# E
It's been in somebodys ass
[Verse 2]
E
He wouldn't listen
E
To anything that I said
A E
I couldn't make him understand
E
He ran around the yard
E
Sword fighting
E B7 E F# F# E
With that dingdong in his hand
[Chorus 2]
A E
He said dad I found a dingong
A E
Layin over there in the grass
A E
I said son please throw that damn thing down
E B7 E F# F# E
Its been up somebody's ass
[Verse 3]
E
He throwed it down
E
And he went in the house
A E F# F# E
Left that dick laying on the ground
E
I went to get it
E
So I could throw it away
E B7 E F# F# E
Before somebody came around
[Verse 4]
E
I picked it up
E
And I headed towards the trash
A E
Had that rubber dick in my hand
E
When I looked up
E
And I was eye to eye
E B7 E G G E
With my mailman
[Chorus 3]
A E
My son said dad I found a dingdong
A E
Layin over there in the grass
A E
I said son please throw that damn thing down
E B7 E F# F# E
Its been up somebody's ass
[Verse 5]
E
The mailman looked at me
E
By the look on his face
A E
I could see he was surprised
E
And I could tell
E
What he was thinking
E B7 E F# F# E
By the look in his eyes
[Chorus 4]
A E
My son said dad I found a dingdong
A E
Layin over there in the grass
A E
I said son please throw that damn thing down
E B7 E
Its been up somebody's ass
E B7 E F# F# E
Its been up somebody's ass
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