TAB by Song : 286114
Tab List Area
1 Pages 1 Results
Should Have Been A Pornstar by Jeffro’s dirty country songs
Should Have Been A Pornstar
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:G
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
G D C D
[Verse 1]
G D C D G
I bet you never heard of Marshal Dylan cuz
D C D G
Cuz miss Kitty gave them tittys to fast us
D C D D G Cadd9 G
He said damn you should have gave them to me
D C D G
I would have asked you twice and begged you pretty please
D C D G
Said I would have gave them to you in a New York minute
D C
Wanted you to get this ass
D G
Get all up in it
D C D G
He just got mad and rode away fast
D C
Never hung his cock out
Cadd9
In Kittys ass
[Chorus 1]
G D C D
Should have been a pornstar
G D C D
I should have had a big old root
G D C D
Instead of riding around drinking beer with my friends
G D C
Laughing every time we pooped
D G D Cadd9 D
Getting all that young sweet ass
G D C
And picking up girls in bars
D G D
All because of my big old schlong
C D G D C D
Man I should have been a pornstar
[Instrumental]
G D C D
G D C D
[Verse 2]
G D C D
I might have had a sideways dick with a funny name
G D C D
Running wild through the set chasing Jesse Jane
G D C D
Ending up on the brink of shooting
G D C D
My nut before the director wants me to
G D C D
Hold on young man haven't you been told
G D C D
You can't get to fast poking in that hole
G D C D
Taking your time thats whats its all about
G D
And pulling out real quick
C Cadd9
And shoot it in her mouth
[Chorus 2]
G D C D
I should have been a pornstar
G D C D
I should have had a big old root
G D C D
Instead of riding around drinking beer with my friends
G D C
Laughing every time we pooped
D G D Cadd9 D
Getting all that young sweet ass
G D C
And picking up girls in bars
D G D
All because of my big old cooke
C D G D C D
Man I should have been a pornstar
C D G D C D
Should have been a pornstar
[Outro]
G D C D
----------