TAB by Song : 285521
Tab List Area
1 Pages 1 Results
Roadkill Christmas by Jeff Dunham
Roadkill Christmas
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
D A Dsus4
[Verse 1]
D A
Got my dog and a 6-pack inside my truck
D
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
G
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
G D A D
I gunned the motor and run over him
[Chorus 1]
G A D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G A D
Venison pretenderized
G A Bm G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
D A D
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
[Verse 2]
D A
She loaded him into the back of the truck
D
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
G
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
G D A D
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer
[Chorus 2]
G A D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G A D
She had fifty pounds over him
G A Bm G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
D A D
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
[Verse 3]
D A
By the time we got home, he was her pet
D
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
G
I had to spend the night out in my truck
G D A D
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn
*JEFF Boy, Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*
[Verse 4]
D A
A couple days later, I made him a deal
D
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
G
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
G D A D
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end
[Chorus 3]
G A D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G A D
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
G A Bm G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
D A D
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.
[Chorus 4]
G A D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G A D
That dumb deer changed my life
G A Bm G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
D A D
Next time, I'll run over my wife!
[Outro]
D G D
------------------
version 2
Capo:no capo
Intro:G - D - Gsus4
Verse 1:
G D
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
G
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
C
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
G C D G
I gunned the motor and run over him
Chorus 1:
C D G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
C D G
Venison pretenderized
C D Em C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
Verse 2:
G D
She loaded him into the back of the truck
G
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
C
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
G C D G
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer
Chorus 2:
C D G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
C D G
She had fifty pounds over him
C D Em C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
Verse
G D
By the time we got home, he was her pet
G
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
C
I had to spend the night out in my truck
G D C G
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn
*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*
Verse 4:
G D
A couple days later, I made him a deal
G
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
C
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
G D C G
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end
Chorus 3:
C D G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
C D G
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
C D Em C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.
Chorus 4:
C D G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
C D G
That dumb deer changed my life
C D Em C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G
Next time, I'll run over my wife!
Outro: G-C-G
------------------
version 3
Capo:no capo
Intro
E}----------2--0-----------0---------0h2----------{
B}----------3-----3-----3-----3--3----------------{
G}----------2--------2----------------------------{
D}----------0-------------------------------------{
A}------------------------------------------------{
E}------------------------------------------------{
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
I gunned the motor and run over him
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Venison pretenderized
It's a Roadkill Christmas
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
She loaded him into the back of the truck
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer
It's a Roadkill Christmas
She had fifty pounds over him
It's a Roadkill Christmas
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
By the time we got home, he was her pet
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn
A couple days later, I made him a deal
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
It's a Roadkill Christmas
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.
It's a Roadkill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Next time, I'll run over my wife!
-----------