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Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas by Jeff Foxworthy
Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:G
Capo:no capo
(spoken)
G C
Somebody done been to the wal*mart
D
Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas
G
You cleaned up, what you get
(sing)
G A D
Five flanel shirts
G
Four big mud three
C
Three shot gun shells
D
Two huntin' dogs
G D. G
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
G C D
You fool! You got jipped! thar's twelve days of Christmas!
G
I know that look over there in the corner
Thats yours too.
Yeah?
D
Twelve pack a bud
D
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
D
Ten acopenhagen
D
Nine years probation
D
Eight table dancers
D
Seven packs of redman
D
Six cans of spam
G A D
Five flanel shirts
G
Four big mud tires
C
Three shot gun shells
D
Two huntin' dogs
G D G
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
G C
Man these aint normal Christmas presents!
G
Naw they redneck gifts
Redneck gifts?
G C D G
Yeah, like when you buy your wife earrings that double as fishen luers, or if you
can burp the entire chorus
C D G
of jingle bells, or if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high
dive, or if you've ever
miss
C D
spelled anything in christmas lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickeled eggs
G
for santa clause.
C
Whats wrong with that?
D
I didnt say anything was wrong with it, its hard to beat
D
Twelve pack a bud
D
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
D
Ten acopenhagen
D
Nine years probation
D
Eight table dancers
D
Seven packs of redman
D
Six cans of spam
G A D
Five flanel shirts
G
Four big mud tires
C
Three shot gun shells
D
Two huntin' dogs
G D G
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
G C
Well you know you cant consider it a Christmas unless you go down to the
G
penitenturary and visit your momma.
G C D
You're not listenin' to me get the car key out of your ear, that where the nine
G
years probation comes in.
im a do
G
it for you again, now listen
D
Twelve pack a bud
D
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
D
Ten acopenhagen
D
Nine years probation
D
Eight table dancers
D
Seven packs of redman
D
Six cans of spam
G A D
Five flanel shirts
D
Four big mud tires
C
Three shot gun shells
D
Two huntin' dogs
G D G
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
C
Are you cryin'?
D G
Naw just my allergies
Happy Holidays everybody
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