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First Class White Trash by Jason Helms Band
First Class White Trash
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
G C D G C D
[Verse 1]
G C D
A cold Budweiser sure sounds great but it looks like its natural ice today,
G C D
and every other day till the first of the month check comes
G
I've got a camper in the woods and a beat up Ford,
C D G
my baby's mama keyed the hood and both the doors judge says I can't pull it he
C D
called me a no good bum
C D G Em
I've got a mangy old dog in my back yard, I got a thirty ought six and a food
stamp card
C D
I'm livin' the good life retired at thirty one
[Chorus]
G C
'Cause I'm first class poor white trash the backwash floating in a champagne
glass
D C D
Sittin' in the yard drinkin' on a forty you can try real hard but your cain't
ignore me
G C
I'm first rate, mama's worst mistake the kinda guy everybody loves to hate
D C G
It's a stereotype that I just cain't get past, Bein' first class white trash
[Verse 2]
G C
My new girlfriend knows her way around a pole so now my buddies call me butter
D
cause I'm on a roll
G C D
Even mama said I'd make a good reality TV star
G C
I'm on a first name basis at the county jail I have to wear an ankle bracelet
D
while I'm out on bail
G C D
I can't even sing Karaoke Friday night at the bar
C D G
Before I ask my princess if she'll be my bride I'm gonna have to hit it big and
Em
get a double wide
C D
So I'm scratchin' off tickets and learning to play guitar (like C.C. DeVille)
[Chorus]
G C
'Cause I'm first class poor white trash the backwash floating in a champagne
glass
D C D
Sittin' in the yard drinkin' on a forty you can try real hard but your cain't
ignore me
G C
I'm first rate, mama's worst mistake the kinda guy everybody loves to hate
D C G
It's a stereotype that I just cain't get past, Bein' first class white trash
[Outro]
G C D G C D
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