Tab Realm

Metal Musicians Write A Country Song In 24 Hours by Jared Dines


 Metal Musicians Write A Country Song In 24 Hours 


Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:D
Capo:no capo

[Verse]
D
I spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek
C
and I don’t get paid for at least a damn week.
D
wifi went out about an hour ago
C
so I can’t watch the damn rodeo.
 
D
Mud on my boots, can’t keep my shirt clean
C
Sold my best guitar to buy a washing machine.
D
can’t get no lovin from the microwave oven.
C
but my hungry man is frozen so I guess I’m eating nothin.
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Am                             Dm
Every dog, supposed to get his day.
C                                           Dm D
but joy is just a needle in a stack of hay.
Am                Dm
misery is said to love company
C                                        Dm   D
well ain’t nobody ever gave a damn about me.
 
[Chorus]
Dm
Yah i’m bad luck, a walking tragedy
F
i’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
      C
I got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
 F
catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
 
Dm
I break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
       F                                F
when i come into a room, everybody scatter
C                                F       C
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
D
with bad luuuuuck
 
D C D C
 
[Verse 2]
D
My horse got fat and outgrew his saddle.
C                                          Dm
The rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paddle.
D
tried to milk my cows to churn my own butter
      C
But the Heffer only had one big udder
D
Rooster keeps waking me up too early
C                           Dm
first date went bad with my second cousin Shirley.
D
Grandma ran her mower over my favorite steer
C                                       Am
damnit I just knocked over my last cold beer
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Am                F      Dm
I’ve been insulted by my own reflection.
C                       Dm
my last lover only left behind an infection
Am                       Dm
She’d be here if not for one sad factor
C                                       D
I couldn’t get her off with the size of my…tractor
 
[Chorus 2]
Dm
Yah i’m bad luck, I’m a walking tragedy
F
i’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
      C
I got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
  F
catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
Dm
I break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
     F
when I come into a room, everybody scatter
C                               F
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
 
 - with bad luuuuuck
Dm
Yah i’m bad luck, and it sucks.
F
i’ll probably end up marrying my truck.
C
Bet you think this song is a lie
    F
but I haven’t slept for years without a good cry
Dm
black cats follow every move I make
F
trustin’ me for anything’s a damn mistake
C                               F      C
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
 - with bad luuuuuck
Dm



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