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The Instagram Song by James Veitch
The Instagram Song
Key: G
[Intro]
G (x4)
[Verse 1]
N.C. G
On your facebook
Em
I see pictures of Canary Islands '07
G
So I double-tap
G
To zoom in
Em
That's a sensible progression
C Cm
It's what I expect
G
It's what I expect
[Verse 2]
N.C. G
On your twitter
Em
I see a picture of a beautiful shoreline
G
so I double-tap
to zoom in
Em
That's standard interface design
C Cm
It's what I expect
G
It's what I expect
[Verse 3]
N.C. G
On your instagram
Em
I see a picture of you and I quite like it
G
So I double tap
G
to zoom in
N.C.
Oh fucking hell I've liked it.
[Bridge]
C G
If I delete my account will that get me out of this situation?
D G
If I unlike it immediately will she still get the notification?
C G
And if she does how will she think of me after that?
B Em
I suppose it depends on whether Instagram tells her the exact picture I was looking at.
C
Oh Instagram
G
I'm afraid that it's fundamentally reckless
B
to meddle
B
with a series
Em
of universal gestures.
C
And Instagram
G
I think that it cannot be disputed
B
Double-tap
Em
has been the standard since Steve Jobs introduced it.
[Verse 4]
C
I could pretend like it was deliberate
G
like I was making an ironic comment on
D
the nature of human duality and the way we ...
G
I mean that's just shit.
[Verse 5]
C
I could sporadically like other pictures
G
the effect of which would ideally
B
obscure me singling out the one
Em
of you in your bikini
[Verse 6]
C
So when you get a moment
G
please consider a retraction
D
it's not too late for you to change
G
the default interaction
C
and also if you get a moment
G
(and I don't mean to sound bossy)
D
but if possible, when you get a sec,
C G
could you ask her to unblock me?
G
I've sent like four or five support emails about this
G
so... just when you get a chance.
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