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Tmi Too Much Information by Jakob Schøyen Andersen
Tmi Too Much Information
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
C G
We are about to get extremely seriously together
Am
And I know our lives are gonna get so much better
C G
But first we should come clean and just be honest with each other
Am
That's what I learned from the most important person in my life my mother
C G
We both have secrets and things we're not proud of I believe it's true
Am
And it's best to talk about them now for me and you
C G
Cuz this relationship should be built on honesty
Am
And we don't want old stuff to come back and haunt us when we're a family, agree?
C G
I sometimes text with my ex girlfriend just because we're friends
Am
But if you don't want me to speak with her I'll make sure it ends
C G
I can be somewhat untidy and sometimes I make a mess
Am
But if you ask do I look good in this dress I will say yes
C G
I only eat spaghetti hamburgers and pizza
Am
I have a picture of me leaning against the crooked tower of pisa
C G
If I do not pluck my eyebrows they will grow to one
Am
I know the entire lyrics to celine dione my heart will go on
F G
I squeeze the mayonaise tube right here in the middle
Em Am
I forget the toilet seat and Ringo is my favorite beatle
F G
I have every episode of teen mom on my PVR
Em Am
And I collect all of my toenails in this jar
F G
I have a dream to one day become a famous superstar
Em Am
And there's a homeless man named Greg that is living in my car
F G
Hope this doesn't scare you away from us two becoming one
Em Am
'Cause we'll have a lot of love and this crappy song
C G Am x2
[Verse 2]
C G
I have a diamond jeweled pink iPhone encasement
Am
Chronic flatulence and a boy in my basement
C G
If I drink I turn sexist and I can be a prick
Am
But I will try my utmost not to be like that (now suck my dick)
C G
I sometimes cry when I watch a super duper touching movie
Am
I punch my cat and I think that Nickelback is super groovy
C G
I have had like fifty girlfriends before we met each other
Am
Let's say like fifty one if we include your mother
F G
I have so many things on my heart that I gotta say
Em Am
I hate your laughter and your sex face makes me sort of gay
F G
I know it's harsh but honesty that is what I'm all about
Em Am
I don't eject the USB before I plug it out
F G
Sometimes I swap babies in the hospital just for fun
Em Am
And right now under here I'm pointing at you with a loaded gun
F G
I hope you still one want to be my one
Em Am
'Cause we'll have a lot of love and this crappy song
C G Am x2
[Verse 3]
C G
I am a wizard and my bestfriend is a goose named Peter
Am
Sometimes I wet the bed but mainly I am a bed shitter
C G
If I get bored I pay my twin brother to hang with you
Am
Actually I am him right now hello my name is Stew
C G
I have a family of Martians hiding in my attic
Am
My dad's also my uncle brother and I'm a 1D fanatic
C G
I was a she but took a sex change just to be with you
Am
I have eleven pairs of crocs and a YOLO tattoo
F G
I sometimes breastfeed sleeping hobos then I run away
Em Am
I stole the Z from crazy so that we could just say cray
F G
I might look young but I am one hundred and twenty years
Em Am
'Cause I sold my soul to satan and inject myself with baby tears
F G
I hope you wanna be my girl for all eternity
Em Am
Cut off my hand together we can rule the galaxy
F G
If you don't stop me this song is gonna last forever
Em Am
Is it ever gonna take off? Let me tell you, never!
F G
I still believe it's important with this type of conversation
Em Am
I really hope this isn't too much information
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