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Whiskey Thinks I Am by Jade Eagleson
Whiskey Thinks I Am
Tuning: E A D G B E
INTRO:
NONE
CHORUS: (Acapella)
(D)
I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
(A)
A genius in his prime
(A)
Anything you can do, I can do better
(D)
The DaVinci of my time
(G)
I have all of the answers to every problem
(D)
As long as they're not mine
(A)
When I become just half the man
(D)
That the whiskey thinks I am
D D D D
VERSE:
D
Woke up, rinsed off
D
And put the eggs in the pan, put the coffee in the pot
D A
Hopped in the van, and headed for the lot at work
A
"Hello, boss, how are you?
A
Know I'm five minutes late, that old interstate
D
Was blocked all the way on up to the avenue"
G
He said, "Son, no excuse"
G D
Gonna give you the rest of the whole damn afternoon
D
You're fired"
A
So here I am, drink in my hand
A
Trying really hard to understand
A
Why I can't just be half the man
D
That the whiskey thinks I am
CHORUS:
D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
A
A genius in his prime
A
Anything you can do, I can do better
D
The DaVinci of my time
G
I have all of the answers to every problem
D
As long as they're not mine
A
When I become just half the man
A D D D D D
That the whiskey thinks I am
VERSE:
D
Hello, darlin', nice to see you
D
I stole that line from a Conway tune
D A
But I don't mind if it helps me get closer to you
A
Please pour us a round
A
Put it all on my tab and fill up your glass
A D
Feel free to add more when it gets low
G
Hey, I just lost my job
G D
But I still got one last paycheck left to use
D
On you
A
So here I am, drink in my hand
A
Asking you all about your plans
A
Hoping you'll see just half the man
A D
That the whiskey thinks I am
CHORUS:
D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
A
A genius in his prime
A
Anything you can do, I can do better
D
The DaVinci of my time
G
I have all of the answers to every problem
D
As long as they're not mine
A
When I become just half the man
A D
That the whiskey thinks I am, aw, tell 'em, Brent
INSTRUMENTAL/SOLO:
G D A D
G D A A
CHORUS:
D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
A
A genius in his prime
A
Anything you can do, I can do better
D
The DaVinci of my time
G
I have all of the answers to every problem
D
As long as they're not mine
A
When I become just half the man
A D
That the whiskey thinks I am
OUTRO:
A
When I become just half the man
A D D D
That the whiskey thinks I am
Aw, yeah
D
Tag it, yep
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