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Royalty Free Christmas Songs 5 Album by Jack Douglass
Royalty Free Christmas Songs 5 Album
Tuning: E A D G B E
1. If I don’t get smash for Christmas
Verse 1
C D G C G
If I don’t get smash for Christmas
G C D
I will hunt you down
C D G Em
I’ll gut you like the fish you are
C D G
And watch as your pets all drown
C C G
Give me smash
2. I Don’t really get TikTok, Do you?
Chorus
N.C
I Don’t really get tiktok, do you?
N.C
Nope, I don’t really get TikTok, do you?
N.C
Nope, I don’t really get TikTok, do you?
N.C
Nope, I don’t really get TikTok, do you?
N.C
Nope, I don’t really get TikTok, do you?
N.C
Nope, I don’t really get TikTok, do you?
N.C
Nope, I don’t really get TikTok, do you?
3. Baby it’s cold outside 2
Intro
C Em G D
Verse 1
ch G /ch
G D
It’s perfectly fine actually it’s very problematic
G D
One of the best of all time it normalizes rape culture, are you kidding me?
G D
A Christmas Classic deleted
G C
Yum, yum so fun what is wrong with you? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
C G C G
I listen to it everyday this song is really not that okay
C D C G
I wish I could hear it all year round do you even hear how you sound?
G C
I see no debate great talk, dude.
C D G
Now can we, go play smash!
4. Traveling to see grandma
Chorus
G D
Traveling to see grandma, traveling to see grandma
G D G
Traveling to see grandma, traveling to see grandma, traveling- music fades
Verse 1
N.C
Hey grandma, I’m home! Merry Christmas!
N.C
EeEeeH, yoUr’e noT stILL seEinG thaT coLorEd gIrl, aRe yoU?
N.C
*lip smack*
N.C
Now come give us a kiss!
5. Royalty Free Fortnite Dances
Melody
C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C
6. The Santa Clause
Verse 1
C A D G
When I was a young boy, I loved the Santa Clause
G D C A
It made me laugh and made me smile. Frankly, it was boss.
C A
But, for some unknown reason,
G Em
I skipped both, 2 and 3.
C G
I said- “Heck, I’ll watch them now!
Am C G
How bad could they be?”
C Em
The Santa Clause 2
G D
The Santa Clause 3
C Em
Both films are
G D
Atrocities
C Em
None of this is edited,
G D
This all really happens,
C Am C D G
It‘s kinda like they just killed Santa again.
7. It’s time for new parents
Verse 1
N.C
Well, son, I know you’ve been talking about this game a lot, so... Merry Christmas.
N.C
*Gasp*
N.C
*Eager unwrapping*
N.C
*Disappointment*
E Em
I guess it‘s time for new parents yeah it‘s time for new parents
E Em
I guess it’s time for new parents yeah it’s time for new parents
E Em
Let‘s delete the old parents we’ll delete the old parents
E Em
and then we get some new parents! And then get some new-
N.C
no wait, son, see what’s inside!
N.C
*Opens case*
C G Em
Jingle my bells, baby...
N.C
Thank you father...
8. Is die Hard A Christmas Movie?
Intro
C Em G D
Verse 1
G D
No, we’re not doing this one. Yeah, this debate sucks.
G D
Overlapping It’s like the dumbest debate. I hate that people actually, like- actually debate about it.
It’s like, who cares. WHO, CARES? Who actually- Who honestly cares
G D G
Like, I go online, like on Twitter, and people are like- “oooh, is die hard a Christm-“ like, WHO CARES?
Whether die hard, Is a like- Christmas Movie. Like is that an actual- is that an
C C
Who care- like, its not a Debate! Like this isn-is-i——people aren’t actually arguing about this Actual,is that an actual
debate people are having-no, it’s not like- it- its just stupid fighting about that
9. How does he do it?
A D
How does he travel, the world in a night?
A D
How does a reindeer, take flight?
Am C G D
Well I know the secret, so I shall pass them, onto you
N.C
Santa ain’t real, so grow the hell up,
N.C
Santa ain’t real, so grow the hell up, I said
N.C
Santa ain’t real, so grow the hell up,
N.C
Santa ain’t real grow up. Again!
N.C
Santa ain’t real-
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