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Wet Dream by Kip Addotta
Wet Dream
Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo: 3rd fret
[Verse]
Am
It was April the 41st
Dm
Being a quadruple leap year
E
I was driving through downtown Atlantis
E7 E
My Barracuda was in the shop
Am Am
So I was in a rented Stingray. And it was overheating
[Verse]
Am
So I pulled into a Shell station
Dm
They said I'd blown a seal
E
I said, "Fix the damn thing
E7 E Am Am
And leave my private life out of it. Okay, pal?"
[Verse]
Am
While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar.
Dm
A real dive But I knew the owner
E
He used to play for the Dolphins
Am Am
I said, "Hi, Gil!". You hafta yell, he's hard of herring
[Chorus]
Am
Think I had a wet dream
Dm
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
E E7 E Am
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Am
Wet dream.
[Verse]
Gil was also down on his luck
Dm
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water
E
I gullied up to the sandbar
E7
He poured the usual
Am Am
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred with a...
[Verse]
Am
...peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Dm
Heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin...
E E7 E
on porpoise. I was feeling good
Am
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids.
Am
For the halibut
[Verse]
Am
Well, the place was crowded
Dm
We were packed in like sardines
E
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
E7 E
What sole
Am Am
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna:
[Verse]
Am
Salmon Chanted Evening
Dm
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
E F5 G5
Probably there to see the bass player
[Verse]
Am Am
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
Dm
And she's giving me the eye
E
So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun
E F5 G Am
You know -- a piece of the Pisces
[Verse]
Am
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
Dm
She was too deep. Seemed to be under a lot of pressure
E F5 G
Boy, could she drink. She drank like a...
Am
She drank a lotte
{Verse]
Am Am
I said, "What's your sign?"
Dm E
She said, "Aquarium." I said, "Great! Let's get tanked."
[Chorus]
Am
Think I had a wet dream
Dm
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
E E7 E Am
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Am
Wet dream.
[Verse]
Am
I invite her up to my place for a little midnight bait
Dm
I say, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
E E7 E
She threw me that same old line
Am Am/E Am/G
"Not tonight, I got a haddock"
[Verse]
And she wasn't kiddin' either
Dm
'Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
E F5
He was covered with mussels. He came over to me,
G5
He said, "Listen shrimp
Am
Don't you come trolling around here"
Am
What a crab. This guy was steamed
N.C.
I could see the anchor in his eyes
[Verse]
Bm
I turned to him. I said, "A-balone!
Em
You're just being shellfish"
F#
Well, I knew there was going to be trouble. And so did Gil.
G5 A5 Bm
'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
[Vere]
Bm
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
Em
I catch him with a left hook. He eels over
F# G5 A5
It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck
Bm Bm
Flat as a mackerel. Kelpless
[Verse]
Em
I said, "Forget the cods, Gil. This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Am Bm
... Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
Em
She came over to me, she said "Hey big boy, you're really a game fish"
"What's your name?"
EM
I said, "Marlin"
[Chorus]
Em
Think I had a wet dream
Am
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
B B7 B
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Em
Wet dream
[Verse]
Em
Well from then on, we had a whale of a time
Am
I took her to dinner. I took her to dance
B B7
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
Em
And what did I get for my trouble?
Em
A case of the clams
[Outro]
Em
Think I had a wet dream
Am
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
B B7 B Em
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Em
Wet dream.
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