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Its The Liquor by Kip Addotta
Its The Liquor
Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo: 2nd fret
Key: A
[Intro]
N.C.
Whether May, June, or October.
N.C.
Even on the mornings when I’m sober.
N.C.
I blame everything but the kitchen sink.
A D A
N.C.
But when I reflect for a minute.
N.C.
Focus on the world and my place in it.
N.C.
I gotta tell you what I really think.
[Verse 1]
A
If you wake up in the morning | with a brain that feels like wicker
E
It’s the liquor.
E7
Does the sight of ham and eggs | make you just a little sicker
A
It’s the liquor.
[Chorus 1]
A7
You say your arms are getting thinner | and your thighs are getting thicker.
D D#dim7
When the doctor calls to tell you | there’s a problem with your ticker.
A E
When you ram the car in front | trying to read the bumper sticker.
A
It’s the liquor.
[Verse 2]
A
When you take your freeway off ramp | and wind up in Costa Rica.
E
It’s the liquor.
E7
I’m always late on Monday, but I’m not a gold-bricker.
A
It’s the liquor.
[Chorus 2]
A7
When you stagger into court cause the juries sit and snicker.
D D#dim7
I’m the subject of a sermon every Sunday by the Vicar.
A E
When your girlfriend says she’s never had a lover that was quicker.
A
It’s the liquor.
[Verse 3]
A
If you’ve ever bought a bridge | from a well-dressed city slicker
E
It’s the liquor.
E7
Has your flaming love affair | cooled down to just a flicker?
A
It’s the liquor.
[Chorus 3]
A7
You say your favorite alibi | no longer seems to trick her
D D#dim7
And every time you’re with your sweetheart | all you do is fight and bicker.
A E
And when your knees are getting splinters from the dirty barroom floor. (pause)
A C B Bb A
That’s the li-quor.
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