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Get Your Biscuits In The Oven by Kinky Friedman
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven
[Verse]
D A
You uppity women I don't understand
D
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
G
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
A
You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
[Chorus]
D A
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
D
That's what I to my baby said,
G
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
D A D
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
[Verse]
A
Early every morning you're out on the street
D
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
G
You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent
A
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.
D A
Every single great man that's ever come along
D
Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.
G
Eve said to Adam, 'Here's an apple you hoss'
A
And Delilah defoliated Samson's moss.
[Chorus]
D A
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
D
That's what I to my baby said,
G
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
D A D
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
[Verse]
A
Mean-minded harpies are breaking all the laws
D
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
G
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
A
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.
D A
So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
D
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
G
If you can't love a male chauvinist
A
You'd better cross me off your shopping list.
[Chorus]
D A
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
D
That's what I to my baby said,
G
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
D A D
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
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