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Detachable Penis by King Missile
Detachable Penis
Intro/Verse (until "detachable penis")
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|6-6-6-6-6-6----------------------|
D|6-6-6-6-6-6----5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|4-4-4-4-4-4----5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--|
Then there's a crazy lil background solo... my guess is once you figure out the key
to it, you can just make it up... sorry for not having it... as a subsitute, however,
u can just play that lil riff over and over again... it alternates over the entire
song... eventually, however, it goes to this:
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|6-6-6-6--------------------|
D|6-6-6-6--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|---------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--|
and at the very end, the distortion's all the way up, and then the 1st riff is just
played without the pauses between power chords...
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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version 2
*-phaser ring
[-----------------]
[-----------------]
[-----------------]
[-6----1----5-----]
[-6----1----5-----]
[-6----1----5-----]X8
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was mising again,this happens
the time
its detachable"
(Turn off phaser)
[--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--]
[-----------------][-------------3-]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]X3
"This comes in handy alot of the time,
I can leave it home when I think it will get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it,
but now and then i go to a party,
and, for the life of me, can't remember what I did with it"
(Phaser on)
[-----------------]
[-----------------]
[-----------------]
[-6----1----5-----]
[-6----1----5-----]
[-6----1----5-----]X8
"First I looked around the apartment,
and then I couldnt find it,
so i called up the place where the party was and they havn't seen it either,
I told them to search the medacine cabnet,
for some reason I leave it there somtimes, but not this time,
so I told them if it pops up to let me know"
(Turn off phaser)
[--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--]
[-----------------][-------------3-]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]X3
"I called a few people that where at the party,
but they where no help either,
I was starting to get desprite,
I really don't like being without my penis for to long,
it makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down everytime I take a leak"
(Phaser on)
[-----------------]
[-----------------]
[-----------------]
[-6----1----5-----]
[-6----1----5-----]
[-6----1----5-----]X8
"After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone i could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so, I went to the Kia and ate breakfast,
and as I walked down 32nd street,twords st. marks place,
where they sell used books and other junk on the streets,
(Turn off phaser)
[--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--]
[-----------------][-------------3-]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]
[-----------------][---------------]X3
"I saw my penis laying on a blanket next to a broken toaser oven,
some guy was selling it,
I had to buy it off him,
He wanted $22 for it,
but i talked him down to 17,
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on,
(Phaser on)
[-----------------]
[-----------------]
[-----------------]
[-6----1----5-----]
[-6----1----5-----]
[-6----1----5-----]X8
"I was happy again, complete,
some people somtimes tell me I should get ir permentaly attached,
but I dont know,
even thought it can be a real pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis,
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version 3
Tuning: E A D G B E
Key: E
[Intro]
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|6-6-6-6-6-6----------------------|
D|6-6-6-6-6-6----5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|4-4-4-4-4-4----5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--| x8
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[Keyboard Melody]
e|--5---3--4p3p2-6---6--3-2h3p2p0--|
B|-------------------------------3-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------| x3
[Solo]
e|----------9---9-------------------------------9---9---12b-9--------|
B|12--12----12b-12br-9-12--12---------12--12----12b-12b------12b-12--|
G|11b-11b-9------------11b---11b-11-9-11b-11b-9------------------11b-|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| x2
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|6-6-6-6--------------------|
D|6-6-6-6--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|---------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--| x8
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
[Keyboard Melody]
e|--5---3--4p3p2-6---6--3-2h3p2p0--|
B|-------------------------------3-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------| x3
[Solo]
e|----------9---9-------------------------------9---9---12b-9--------|
B|12--12----12b-12br-9-12--12---------12--12----12b-12b------12b-12--|
G|11b-11b-9------------11b---11b-11-9-11b-11b-9------------------11b-|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| x2
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
[Verse]
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|6-6-6-6--------------------|
D|6-6-6-6--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|---------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--| x8
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
[Keyboard Melody]
e|--5---3--4p3p2-6---6--3-2h3p2p0--|
B|-------------------------------3-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------| x3
[Solo]
e|----------9---9-------------------------------9---9---12b-9--------|
B|12--12----12b-12br-9-12--12---------12--12----12b-12b------12b-12--|
G|11b-11b-9------------11b---11b-11-9-11b-11b-9------------------11b-|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| x2
[Verse]
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|6-6-6-6--------------------|
D|6-6-6-6--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|---------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--| x8
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[Bridge]
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|6-6-6-6-6-6----------------------|
D|6-6-6-6-6-6----5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|4-4-4-4-4-4----5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--| x8
Detachable penis... (fade out)
[Outro]
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|6-6-6-6--------------------|
D|6-6-6-6--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|---------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--| x8
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
| b Bend
| br Bend release
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version 4
Tuning: E A D G B E
Tuning: Standard
Just repeat this through the whole song.
Intro
e|-------------------------|-------------------|
B|-------------------------|-------------------|
G|-------------------------|-------------------|
D|-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|-5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
A|-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|-5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--|
E|-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--|
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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