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Dedorkinization by Kevin and the Bikes
Dedorkinization
Tuning: E A D G B E
Key: Em
[Chords]
Em: 022000
Asus2: 002200
A#sus2: 003300
G6: xx(12)(12)(12)(12)
A#6: xx(15)(15)(15)(15)
C6: xx(17)(17)(17)(17)
[Intro]
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2
[Verse 1]
Em Asus2
I hate these dorks like crazy, One day im gonna burn them and make ya see
A#sus2 Asus2
im gonna teach them right from wrong, dedork them ill teach you how innis song
Em Asus2
made this process a while ago, before the start of our show
A#sus2 Asus2
back in 1998 i started to wonder what would happen if i were to dedork them
Em
oh god these look so innocent
Asus2
this process may not be innocusous
A#sus2
??
Asus2
they'll wonder where i went
Em Asus2
but i cant tell you, its
A#sus2 Asus2
(no lyrics) Publiss
This next part is tabbed. On the low E, it's 00000000,55555555,66666666,55555555
or E, A, A#, A
Em A
first you kidnap the dork
A# A G6
find some jawbreakers set them on the floor
E A A#
put them in a string and have them lead to your house
A
when they run inside there's no room to hide thats when you
Em Asus2
take the net over them
A#sus2 Asus2
and knock them out
[Verse 2]
Em
then they'll wake up tied to a chair
Asus2
they'll ask "where's the jawbreaker?"
A#sus2 Asus2
you tell them they'll get it after treatment
Em
???????
Asus2
Open their eyes, that's step 1
A#sus2
And show them videos,
Asus2
how white they go
Em
Repeat this process for 3 weeks
Asus2
Only feed them crackers and cheese
A#sus2 Asus2
Then let them go into the wild
Em Asus2
Oh, they won't talk anymore, Oh they wont be such a dork
A#sus2 Asus2
Oh tell them they're, wrong
[Chorus]
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2
Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2
Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization
G6 G6 G6 A#6 C6
[Verse 3]
E A
when I first published the method, people, theyre all so livid,
A# A
but now theyll understand soon, ive got eddy in my basement
Em E A
He's been in bed for weeks, ive seen some progress from him,
A# A
mmmmmmmmmmm, mm mm mm mm,mmmm,
Em E A
I've got double D inna room upstairs, hes in the process and tied to a chair,
A# A
I've induced impairlessness, ive got him in fear
E A
We havent restrained ed yet, he's too strong,
A# A
I gotta get everyone to help me take him down
[Chorus]
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2
Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2
Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization, euuuuuuuughhghghhuhuguhuhughhh
Em Asus2 G6 A#sus2 Asus2 G6
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2 Em
Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization
G6 G6 A#6 C6
[Solo]
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2
Em Asus2 A#sus2 Asus2
[Verse 4]
E
Why things started to change
A
we captured ed on the run in peach creek
A#
We've already released the eds
A
they've started to be more calm
E A
It's hygenic he applies lip balm
A# A G F# F E
mmmmmmmm mm mm mm mm
A
Double D's still a genius and eddie always shops leathers and feathers
A# A
sand, he collects records and doesnt do scams
E A
He's really kind of a man, here he is they told me he's ok
A# A
im startin a feel a bit, like a friend but wait
Em Asus2
I forgot about his brother, oh no,
A#sus2 Asus2
he's visiting to-mooooo-row
Em Asus2
So i gather with johnny, and ask the kanker sisters all that shabbat
A#sus2 Asus2
You said he was gonna arrive night 2, but i guess we got the wrong date
Em Asus2
They arrived that day, at 2, they busted the dork cocoon,
A#sus2 Asus2
they got the dorks again, gotta refind the pieces again,
[Chorus]
Em Asus2
Gotta revise my methods, again, uhhh,
A#sus2 Asus2
Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization,
Em Asus2
Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization
A#sus2 Asus2
Dedorkinization, Dedorkinization
N.C
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Peach creek won't be-come one uh-of them
Em
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