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Commodious Commode by Kenneth Sayers
Commodious Commode
[Verse]
C
I need a commodious commode
G
To have when I get old
F
With a super soft toilet seat
G
One that's easy on my cheeks
C
I need super soft toilet paper
G
Not the kind like sandpaper
F
But it needs to be the stronger kind
G
So none's left in my behind.
[Verse]
C
I need a commodious commode
G
One that can handle heavy loads
F
With a super powered flush
G
So it won't ever stop up.
C
I need a shelf with lots of books
G
Perhaps a stove so I can cook
F
That would really make me smile
G
Cause I'm gonna a be there a while.
[Verse]
C
I need a commodious commode
G
One that makes me feel at home
F
So when I'm not feeling great
G
At least I can lose some weight
C
And if I'm ever feeling frustration
G
When I'm stopped up from constipation
F
I know it will be okay
G
Cause I can sit in there all day.
[Verse]
C
I need a commodious commode
G
For when I get home from the road
F
That'll be my special place
G
Every time I need some space
C
Now I don't ask for much, I'm a simple man
G
But I'd like some comfort when I use the can
F
Oh when I really really have to go
G
I want a commodious commode
[Outro]
I need a commodious commode. . .
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