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I Get Smarter Every Drink by Lonesome Bob
I Get Smarter Every Drink
Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo: 2nd fret
Key: A
[Verse]
G
I'm not much at making conversation
C
in the normal course of social circumstance
D
sometimes in a crowded situation
C G
Well I'll just sit there like I'm in a trance
G
People talk to me about a movie
C
or about a book I might have read
D
even though I might have an opinion
C G
I'll just sit and smile and nod my head
[Pre-Chorus]
C
It's not that I'm a quiet guy
D
It's just that when I'm sober I
C
can't seem to make my mouth
G
say what I think
[Chorus]
C
Well I might seem to dumb to you at first
D
But once I start to quench my thirst
C G
Then I get smarter every drink
[Bridge]
C
My thoughts become much clearer when
C
I have lubricated them
C G
To me their value rises as I sink
D
Frequently on my decent
D
I become more eloquent
C G
Cuz I get smarter every drink
[Solo]
[Verse]
G
I don't drink because I'm sad and lonesome
C
or from some congenital defect
D
I drink for the courage that it gives me
C G
Helps me handle things I don't expect
G
People seem to think I got a problem (sang drunk)
C
Way down deep inside I must agree
D
But going out watching bands and drinking till I cannot stand
C C
Is a lot more fun than years of therapy
[Pre-Chorus]
D
I don't what I have missed
D
by spending half of my life pissed
C G
but I'm not concerned about the missing link
[Chorus]
C
Appearances can oft decieve
D
but sometimes even I believe
C G
that I get smarter every drink
D D
yes I.........
D G
Get smarter every drink
[Nashville Ending]
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