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Fat Chance by Little Wings
Fat Chance
Tuning: E A D G B E
Chords
Am7 x02010
Bm7 x24232
Cmaj7 x32000
D xx0232
G 320003
[Intro]
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
[Verse]
G Bm7 Am7 Am7 D
Him never let the little prick inside his chest go too insane and still knew how to face the truth
G Bm7 Am7 Am7 D
Him wandered up and down and all along, the way, away a long time, and the weather was the proof
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
And when he felt the distance, and began to realize, talking in plain speak
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D G
He could find enunciate and truly find a way to nicely say what he had without losing his mind
[Chorus]
G Bm7 Am7
Him never blasted me
Am7 D G
Him never tried
G Bm7 Am7 Am7 D
Him never blasted me
[Verse 2]
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
But oh my goodness, oh my gosh, oh my toothbrush, oh my floss
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Hand it all over, hands up no sauce, at actorholics anonymous
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7
Came back, came back ran around it three times I've been up for hours
Am7 D Am7
Hummingbird feeders and wind chimes, sorry for you cheaters
Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D G
As I try to be good and so kind and oh my goodness, oh my gosh
[Chorus]
G Bm7 Am7
Him never blasted me
Am7 D G
Him never tried
G Bm7 Am7 Am7 D
Him never blasted me
[Verse 2]
Am7 Bm7
But he said fat chance, tight pants, back on that wall, you go and dance
Cmaj7 Am7 D
Cut a rug with scissors, snow in hell, there's no chance,
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Arm strong like Lance beach rat, short pants, need water, deep rants, cut into a cactus
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Big fish, Jaws six, tooth faerie make a wish, Nom-Nom flying brick, Napalm too sick
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Octopus eight arms, booby traps alarms, 360 full spin, garbage clan, climb in
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Green grouch morning, red alert warning, bloodshot blazing, freak flag waving
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Pencil ruler, shredder drooler, Look at that light woah, fat chance, ride a rainbow with no hands
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Donut bearclaw, bagel and lox, yeah raw, flavored coffee, caramel toffee,
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Mrs. See's candies Peppermint patties, andes, mint green mint chip, shred claw, tear rip,
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Wolverine Mabeline Dry those tears, Mr. Clean wet wipe, wet nap, applause clap-clap,
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Plush toy stuff you Babaar and Pooh, fat chance slim jim, helium oxygen,
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Popcorn peanuts, kitty weenis, Dentyne Trident, Bent there pried it,
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Been there done that, cork dart, ball bat, fat chance, bolts slant, worms worms, ants ants,
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Pet ant wash him, please don't squash him, hi-ho silver, horse bath fill her
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Up some wash tub, bathing time, setting sun, true kiss, do this, only one way to get through this
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D G
A-bomb, Ray Ban, I rock, I ran, I jog, I Jam, Superman, Peter pan
[Chorus]
G Bm7 Am7
Him never blasted me
Am7 D G
Him never tried
G Bm7 Am7 Am7 D
Him never blasted me
[Outro]
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D
Am7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Am7 D G
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