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Non Dairy Creamer by Third Eye Blind
Non Dairy Creamer
Intro:
E------4-------4-------4-------4h5p4p0---|
B----5---5---0---0---5---5---5-----------|
G--4-------2-------6-------4-------------|
D----------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------|
Verse: occasionally the last hammer and pull off is substituted for
the 4h5p4p0 from the Intro
E------2h4p2p0-----2-0-------0-----2h4p2p0--|
B----5-----------0-------0-2-----5----------|
G--4-----------2-------2-------4------------|
D-------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------|
Light Chorus:
E--9--9--9---4-4--4-4-4-4h5-5-5-4--|--9--9--9---4-4--4~--|
B--10-10-10--5-5--5-5-5-5---5-5-5--|--10-10-10--5-5--5~--|
G--9--9--9---6-6--4-4-4-4---4-4-4--|--9--9--9---6-6--4~--|
D----------------------------------|---------------------|
A----------------------------------|---------------------|
E----------------------------------|---------------------|
Bridge:
E------------------------|----------------------|
B------------------------|----------------------|
G--2-2--4-4--6-6--9-9-9--|--2-2--4-4--6-6--4-4--|
D--2-2--4-4--6-6--9-9-9--|--2-2--4-4--6-6--4-4--|
A--0-0--2-2--4-4--7-0-7--|--0-0--2-2--4-4--2-2--|
E------------------------|----------------------|
Continued Bridge: 1x
E----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
A--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--|
E----------------------------------------------------------------------|
Distorted Chorus: 4x
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G--2-2--6-6--9-9-9-9--|
D--2-2--6-6--9-9-9-9--|
A--0-0--4-4--7-7-7-7--|
E---------------------|
Fade Away: 6x It starts on the E5 of the Chorus, so halfway through
the last measure of the chorus.
E----------------------|
B----------------------|
G--9-9--6-6--4-4--2-2--|
D--9-9--6-6--4-4--2-2--|
A--7-7--4-4--2-2--0-0--|
E----------------------|
They call it KFC, cause its not really chicken
Hot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sick
And did you ever think someone's tricking you?
and the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liar
Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately?
Cause we sure do need 'em
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
A new love is burning up for me
Cause one in four American girls has an STD
And you can buy yourself some implants
but you can't buy yourself a soul, threat level orange
With your chest puffed out
What are you so afraid about?
With your chest puffed out
What are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?
What are you so afraid of?
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
And two gay guys got married
That brought the family to its knees
How did they blow this to smithereens?
Just a couple of queens
How did they do it I'll tell you now
They brought marriage to an end
And I found myself some culprits
It's two young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
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version 2
Tuning: Standard
Intro, Gtr. 1 .... x5
e|--------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
B|----9------9------9--------10p9-|----9-------9-------9--------9h10p9---|
G|--9--9---9--9---9---9----9-----9|--9--9----9--9----9---9----9-------9--|
D|9-------------11-------9--------|9---------------11-------9------------|
A|-------12-----------------------|--------12----------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
Intro, Gtr. 2
e|-------------------------------|
B|----9------7------7------9h10--|
G|--9--9---9--9---9--9---9-----9-|
D|-------------------------------|
A|7------0--------------7--------|
E|---------------9---------------|....comes in after 1st gtr has gone through the line once
Main Line, Gtr. 1
e|-------------------------0---0------------------------------------------|
B|----7h9p7--------7------------------7h9p7-------------------------------|
G|--9------9-----9---9-------6------9-------7-----------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|7-------------------------------0---------------------------------------|
E|-------------9--------7-------------------------------------------------|
watch out for this slight variation in the way Tony plays it.
e|-------------------------0---0------9p7---------------------------------|
B|----7h9p7--------7----------------------9p7-----------------------------|
G|--9------9-----9---9-------6------9-------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|7-------------------------------0---------------------------------------|
E|-------------9--------7-------------------------------------------------|
1st Chorus x2, Gtr. 1, listen for strumming pattern
*** Listen to this part
to get the timing right***
e|-9----9----9-9----x-x------------------------------------------------|
B|-10---10--10-10---x-x---9---9---9--x---***9-9-9-9h10-10-10p9--9***---|
G|-11---11--11-11---x-x---9---9---9--x----- 9-9-9-9- 9--9--9-9--9------|
D|-x-----x---x--x----x-x--11--11--11--x---- 9-9-9-9- 9--9--9-9--9------|
A|-9-----9---9--9----x-x-----------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-9---9---x-x--------|
B|-10--10--x-x--10----|
G|-11--11--x-x---9----|
D|-x----x--x-x---7----|
A|-9----9--x-x--------|
E|--------------------|
Gtr. 1, Bridge rhythm section, listen for strumming patterns
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------9-9-9-9--------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7---9-9-9---11-11--11----9-9-9-9--------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7---9-9-9---11-11--11----7-7-0-7--------------------------------|
E|-5-5-5---7-7-7----9--9---9----0-0-0-0--------------------------------|
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7---9-9-9---11-11--11----9-9--9--------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7---9-9-9---11-11--11----9-9--9--------------------------------|
E|-5-5-5---7-7-7----9--9---9----7-7--7--------------------------------|
more flowing
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------9--9--9--9--9------9--9---9---------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9--9--- 9--9--9--9--9------9--9---9---------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9--9----7--7--7--7--7------7--7---7---------------------|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5--7-7--7----0--0--0--0--0------0--0---0---------------------|
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-9-9-9-9-9-9--9-9--9----11--11--11--11--11--9--9--9---------------------|
A|-9-9-9-9-9-9--9-9--9----11--11--11--11--11--9--9--9---------------------|
E|-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7--7-----9---9---9---9---9--7--7--7---------------------|
Chorus x2, again, listen for strumming patterns
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------6--6--6------9--9--9--9--9-------------------------------------|
D|-4-4-4-4-4----6--6--6------9--9--9--9--9-------------------------------------|
A|-4-4-4-4-4----4--4--4------7--7--7--7--7-------------------------------------|
E|-2-2-2-2-2----4--4--4------0--0--0--0--0-------------------------------------|
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------9--9--9--9--9-------------------------------------|
D|-4-4-4-4-4----7--7--7------9--9--9--9--9-------------------------------------|
A|-4-4-4-4-4----7--7--7------7--7--7--7--7-------------------------------------|
E|-2-2-2-2-2----5--5--5------0--0--0--0--0-------------------------------------|
Outro, Gtr. 1 with some reverb and delay (*watch for raking*)
e|--------(12)-(12)------------------------------------*16----17-16---14---------|
B|---10-10-9--- 9------9b10r9b10b9b10r9---7--7/9---------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|--14/16--12~/0-----9h12-------------------------*16---14-12-11-12-(12)---------|
B|------------------------12---9b10r9b10b9b10r9-------------------------12/14~---|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-9h12------------------------------------*16---19---21--16/19---------------|
B|------9~-----10-9b10r9b10b9b10r9--------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-16/17p12h17/16p12h14~--------(0)-(0)----------------------------(12)(12)--------|
B|---------------------------12-10-10/12/0----9-10-9-10-10/12~--- 10--9------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-17-16--12---16p12------12-(12)-(12)-----17---16-14-12---14p12----12------|
B|-------------------12 -------10--9-----------------------------12---12--10|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-(12)------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-12~-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
They call it KFC, cause its not really chicken
Hot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sick
And did you ever think someone's tricking you?
and the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liar
Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately?
Cause we sure do need 'em
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
A new love is burning up for me
Cause one in four American girls has an STD
And you can buy yourself some implants
but you can't buy yourself a soul, threat level orange
With your chest puffed out
What are you so afraid about?
With your chest puffed out
What are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?
What are you so afraid of?
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
And two gay guys got married
That brought the family to its knees
How did they blow this to smithereens?
Just a couple of queens
How did they do it I'll tell you now
They brought marriage to an end
And I found myself some culprits
It's two young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
| / slide up
| slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
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