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United States Of Whatever by Liam Lynch
United States Of Whatever
The E5 chords in this don't have to be played fully, I recommend just setting
ourself up for the G5 but take you index finger off to leave the open E string
and just play that.
[Main Riff]
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-2-5-6-7-7-7-7-7-2-5-6-7-7-7-7-7-2-5-6-7-|
A|-2-5-6-7-7-7-7-7-2-5-6-7-7-7-7-7-2-5-6-7-|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5-5-0-3-4-5-5-5-5-5-0-3-4-5-|
[Chorus]
e|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-2-5-6-7-7-7-7-7-2-5-6-7-7-7-7-7-2-5-|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5-5-0-3-4-5-5-5-5-5-0-3-|
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
A|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
E|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
repeat both of those for the chorus then back to the main riff.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki and she was all like urgh,
and I'm like, whatever
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like, hey aren't you that dude,
and I'm like yeah whatever
So later I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like,
aaaah, and I'm like yeah whatever
[Chorus]
Cos this is my united states of whatever
And this is my united states of whatever
And this is my united states of whatever
[Verse 2]
And then it's 3am, I'm on the corner wearing my leather, this dude comes
up and's like hey punk, and I'm like, yeah whatever
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and he's like,
hey I thought I told you, and I'm like yeah whatever
Then up comes Sifl and I'm like yo Sifl, what's up, he's like dude,
I'm like that's cool
[Chorus]
Cos this is my united states of whatever
And this is my united states of whatever
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version 2
This Song is Only 2 main Riffs
Verse (x3)
x2
E--------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------
A-----5--6--7-7-7-7-7------------------
E--0--3--4--5-5-5-5-5------------------
x1
E--------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------
A-------5----7------------------------
E--0----3----5------------------------
Chorus (x3)
x1
"my united states of whatever"
E--------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------
A-----10-10-10-10---9-9-9-9------------
E-----8--8--8--8----7-7-7-7------------
x2
E--------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------
A-----5--6--7-7-7-7-7------------------
E--0--3--4--5-5-5-5-5------------------
Verse (x3)(second time repeat riff 4 times)
Chorus(x2)
Whatever
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and I'm like whatever!
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey, aren't you that dude' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'uhh' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And then it's three a.m. I'm on the corner wearing my leather and this dude comes up to me and says 'Hey punk' I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, I'm throwing dice in the alley and officer Leroy comes up and he's like ' hey I thought I told you...' and I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, up comes Zaphron and I'm like 'Yo, Zaphron, what's up?' and he's like 'nothin' and I'm like 'that's cool'
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
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version 3
standard tuning
Intro
-------
-------
-------
-3-4-5-
-3-4-5-
-1-2-3-
Main Riff
---------------------------------
---------------------------------
---------------------------------
5-5-5-5-5\3-3-3/5-5-5-5-5\3-3-3/5 Mute all strings after last chord
5-5-5-5-5\3-3-3/5-5-5-5-5\3-3-3/5
3-3-3-3-3\1-1-1/3-3-3-3-3\1-1-1/3
Chorus A
-----------------
-----------------
-----------------
-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-
-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-
-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-
Chorus B
-----------------
-----------------
-----------------
-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-
-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-
-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-
Order (With Lyrics)
Whatever!
Intro x1
Main Riff x1
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'eww' and I'm all
like 'Whatever!'
Intro x1
Main Riff x1
Then this chick comes up to me and all like 'hey aren't you that dude..' and I'm
all like 'yeah, Whatever!'
Intro x1
Main Riff x1
Then later I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'aww'
and I'm all like 'yeah, Whatever!'
Intro x1
Main Riff x1
Chorus A x1 Coz this is my United States of Whatever!
Main Riff x1
Chorus B x1 And this is my United States of Whatever
Main Riff x1
Chorus A x1 And this is my United States of Whatever
Main Riff x1
And then, it's 3am I'm on the corner wearin my leather, the dude comes up and
he's like 'Hey Punk!' and I'm like 'yeah, Whatever!'
Intro x1
Main Riff x1
Then I'm throwin dice in the alley, Officer Leroy comes up and he's all like 'Hey
I thought I told you..' and I'm like 'yeah, Whatever!'
Intro x1
Main Riff x2 (Don't mute strings after first play, just run into second play
smoothly)
Then up comes Zafo and I'm all like 'yo Zafo what's up' and he's like 'nothin'
and I'm like 'that's cool'
Chorus A x1 Coz this is my United States of Whatever
Main Riff x1
Chorus B x1 And this is My United States of Whatever
Main Riff x1
Distorted slide to end
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
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version 4
RIFF:
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-0-0-0-------0-0-0-------0-0-0-------0-------------------------------------|
E|-------3-0-3-------3-0-3-------3-0-3---------------------------------------|
CHORUS:
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------------------------------------------------------------|
LYRICS:
(riff)
whatever!
(riff)
so i went down to the beach and saw kiki, she was all like uhhhhh! and i'm like whatever!
(riff)
whatever!
(riff)
then this kid comes up to me and she's like hey are'nt you that dude and im like whatever!
(riff)
so later, i'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's like awwww and i'm like whatever!
(riff)
(chorus)
cause this is my united states of whatever!
(riff)
(chorus)
and this is, my united states whatever!
(riff)
(chorus)
and this is my united states of whatever!
(riff)
so then it's 3 a.m. and im on the street wearin' my leather, and dude comes up and he's
hey, punk! and im like whatever.
(riff)
so then i'm in the alley throwin' some dice and officer leroy comes up and he's like
i thought i told you not to- and im like WHATEVER!
(riff)
(chorus)
cause this is my united states of whatever!
(riff)
(chorus)
and this is, my united states whatever!
(riff)
(chorus)
and this is my united states of whatever!
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version 5
Tuning: D A D G B E
I wrote D for the low E string but if you want you can play it standered the exact same
the bar chords both work.
MAIN RIFF
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-|
A|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-|
D|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-| x3 but pause inbetween for talking druing verses
Chorus
E|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|4-4-4-4------------------------------------|
D|4-4-4-43-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-|
A|3-3-3-33-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-|
D|-------3-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-| x3 throught chorus
Follow the order below
Order
Main Riff
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was, like, all "ehhhh"
And I was, like, "whatever!"
Main Riff
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
MAin Riff
So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's, like, "awww"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
Main Riff then chorus
Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
Main then chorus
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
Main then chorus
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
Main riff
And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
Main Riff
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
"Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
Main Riff
And then up comes Zafo
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
He's, like, "nothin'"
And I'm, like, "that's cool."
Main Riff the chorus
Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
Main Riff then chorus
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
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version 6
Verse
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-----0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-----0-3-4-5-5-5-5------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
‘whatever’
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---0-3-4-5-5-5-5--------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5---------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5----------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, and she was all like "errrhh"
And I'm like
"Whatever"
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5—---------0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
And then this chick comes up to me and she's like "hey aren't you that dude?" and I'm like
"yeah whatever".
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---0-3-4-5-5-5-5----—0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5----------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up she's all like "awww"
And I'm like
"yeah whatever!"
Chorus
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---10—----10—---10—----10—-9—--9—--9—---9------------------------------|
E|---8------8-----8------8---7---7---7----7------------------------------|
Cuz this is my united states of whatever }x3
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5---------------|
___________________________________________________________________________
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5-------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
And then it's 3am and I'm on the street corner wearin' my leather,
And this guy comes up and he's like "hey punk!"
And I'm like
"yeh whatever!".
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5—--------0-3-4-5-5-5-5------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5---------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
Then I'm throwin' dice in the alley
And officer Leroy comes up and he's like "hey I thought I told you..." and I'm like
"yeh whatever!".
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5--------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5--------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
And then up comes Zaphwer and I'm like "yo Zaphwer what's up?" and he's like "nuthin"
I'm like "that's cool".
Chorus
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--10—-----10—---10—----10—-9—--9—--9—---9------------------------------|
E|---8------8-----8------8---7---7---7----7------------------------------|
Cuz this is my united states of whatever }x2
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----—0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----------------|
____________________________________________________________________________
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
Whatever
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and I'm like whatever!
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey, aren't you that dude' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'uhh' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And then it's three a.m. I'm on the corner wearing my leather and this dude comes up to me and says 'Hey punk' I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, I'm throwing dice in the alley and officer Leroy comes up and he's like ' hey I thought I told you...' and I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, up comes Zaphron and I'm like 'Yo, Zaphron, what's up?' and he's like 'nothin' and I'm like 'that's cool'
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
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